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Why did the person above you dump you?
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kept waking him because he was grinding his teeth...0
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when we kissed his beard scratched me0
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She had a problem with my beard!
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She expected me to like her beard0
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She expected me to BE her beard.0
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Was jealous of the 6 pack0
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I said Ray Bourque was overrated.0
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I could hold my Baby higher than he could! 0
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I put Rogaine in the lotion she used on her legs. What? I like hairy legs.0
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she seemed bored of me0
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We were always competing for who could dress sexier!0
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We could never decide who looked best0
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Cause I forgot the Kale D=0
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I was always reminding her about things!0
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I chronically wet the bed but while I was awake!0
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He didn't like the way I made the bed0
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every time we went on a cruise she kept yelling "Man overboard" and causing a stir for ****s and giggles. I now have a record for guilt by association0
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He had prettier hair than me :sad:0
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I wasn't pretty enough!0
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couldn't keep up with me :bigsmile:0
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was lactose intolerant and INSISTED on eatinf a pint of ice cream a night AND sleeping in FRONT of the man!!!0
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was lactose intolerant and INSISTED on eatinf a pint of ice cream a night AND sleeping in FRONT of the man!!!
You know it's scary how close to reality that is :happy:0 -
because she found out i'm straight0
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She found out I went to high school with her mom....and had dated her.0
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He preferred to date girls who were young enough to be my daughter0
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I didn't know how to cook her favorite meal.0
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I didn't wanna go out as much as she did.0
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She spent our daughter's trust fund on tooth whiteners and eventually left me for the dentist!0
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He saw me shirtless and ran, lol0
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Because she wanted to date my son instead.0
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