Why did the person above you dump you?

Couldn't handle I had no clue about college football

She didn't share her rope

I'm a Ravens fan. They didn't like that either. Just can't satisfy some people.

She wouldn't let me wear her glasses

I was too sarcastic...even for him

I was a little too weird D=

cause i didn't have a hot enough body

@ rogue...I made one too many jokes about West Virginia

@ mama...what happened in Vegas didn't stay in Vegas

I slept with her thinking I was cheating with her twin sister, and when I said, "Damn, you do that better than your sister!" she blew up and hit me with a shoe, telling me she did it like she always had and I just never noticed because I was probably too busy thinkng of her sister. She was right. We broke up the next day

Even after I put on the damn dress, he still said I wasn't pretty enough.