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Why did the person above you dump you?
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I farted loudly at a funeral....but in my defense, he took me for Mexican food before the funeral!!!!0
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I kept wanting morning delights0
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i wasnt a morning person0
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he dumped me because his abs had started to look better than mine and he realized he didnt need to settle0
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he was better looking than me0
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I refused to be on the show Dance Mom's with her and our sons
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her eye sight got better and she could see that i wasnt hung like a horse like i'd promised0
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He didn't dump me. I dumped him....he lies.0
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she was to busy laughing with all the other boys0
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she never laughed except when i was naked
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I pointed and laughed when he was naked.0
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She was to busy looking at naked guys.0
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We always referred to it as the Whoopie Pie Incident. We were never the same afterwards...0
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There was this incident....I can't go on0
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She found out I was straight...0
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Yes and I was very shocked! Anyways she was straigt....*sob*0
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She was always shocked about stuff, too excited all the time. And I was there like "meh"0
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I was always excited to see her.0
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He was more excited to see mneil02 than me.0
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always blamed me for talking to other ladies... even though my intentions were platonic.0
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Our definitions of platonic were very different.0
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I know she's a Paleontologist. But, she said she's not into fossils. I don't understand.0
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WHy can't you just understand my feelings?0
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Feelings? Feelings do not compute. Error.0
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Was never in tune with his feelings0
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I was tired of all the feelings, so I shut her out.0
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always shut me out... oops that was going to be a terrible typo!0
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Tired of all his typos.0
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