Why did the person above you dump you?

_Figgzie_ · November 2014

_Figgzie_ wrote: »

she was too busy responding to every single post in the chit chat forum

ditto for above

Misshodge64 · November 2014

You welcome Darling

TheBeerRunner · November 2014

I wasn't hood enough for her. lol

jazzy_45 · November 2014

he ran from beers

Xeuleu · November 2014

I ran out of beers

TheBeerRunner · November 2014

I ran away with all the beer

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · November 2014

he got mad at me throwing velcro darts at his beard to see if they would stick

vlheureux · November 2014

I loved the characters in the books that I read more. And said it. A lot.

JtKeil · November 2014

I refused to wear the Madame Bovary outfits.

Misshodge64 · November 2014

I dyed me hair in a number 4 and it came out Green

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · November 2014

I shaved her head when she was sleeping to donate the hair to Locks For Love

DrenRigs · November 2014

@ Lady.... didnt want to expose my identity

jazzy_45 · November 2014

too much booty for his liking

winf · November 2014

because I was a boob man

SugarBabyGirl · November 2014

I thought he said BOOTS...

TheBeerRunner · November 2014

I never looked her in the eyes

winf · November 2014

My wallet couldn't keep up with her boot habit

DreamBigEatLarge · November 2014

cos he had to change his rotation day at the gym

winf · November 2014

Because I wanted to go the gym and she just wanted to stay home and do "cardio"

DreamBigEatLarge · November 2014

Hmmm...the fact that he didn't want to do 'cardio' with me was grounds for seperation

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