Why did the person above you dump you?
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You welcome Darling0
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I wasn't hood enough for her. lol
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he ran from beers0
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I ran out of beers0
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I ran away with all the beer0
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he got mad at me throwing velcro darts at his beard to see if they would stick0
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I loved the characters in the books that I read more. And said it. A lot.0
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I refused to wear the Madame Bovary outfits.0
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I dyed me hair in a number 4 and it came out Green0
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I shaved her head when she was sleeping to donate the hair to Locks For Love0
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@ Lady.... didnt want to expose my identity
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too much booty for his liking0
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because I was a boob man0
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I thought he said BOOTS...0
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I never looked her in the eyes0
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My wallet couldn't keep up with her boot habit0
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cos he had to change his rotation day at the gym 0
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Because I wanted to go the gym and she just wanted to stay home and do "cardio"0
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Hmmm...the fact that he didn't want to do 'cardio' with me was grounds for seperation 0
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I'm a couch potato.0
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I ate frog legs0
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Bc I wasn't adventurous enough for her0
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Because I was twice her age....0
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he had a strange age thing.0
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She thought I was cheating on her with one of her multiple personalities.0
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It was all a big misunderstanding!0
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she wanted me to perform CPR on her dying horse. wha???????0
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he looked better than me in blue shirts0
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I couldn't stop creeping her0
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