Why did the person above you dump you?

Because I have no tan lines. I'm about as pale as the come.

Because she didn't like that I freckled and didn't tan

Because she.wouldn't let me teach her to.skate

Because I wouldn't wear shorts like his

He said I had too many pairs of shoes

I forgot to buy the cheetos

I ate all the junk food that she bought for us to share

Didn't want to build a snowman with me!!! :<

I told him he had to stop sticking his wrist inside his mouth, very unsanitary!!!

I couldn't handle the rainbow text.

She got mad I spent more time brewing beer than hanging out with her.

Got tired of me constantly asking to see her tan lines...

She was jealous of my farmer's tan.

She dumped me for the farmer... lol

Noo that's a turn on - you dumped me because I refused to dress up as a furry for you