Why did the person above you dump you?

Sinistrous · November 2014

I was 100 years older

Sinistrous · November 2014

I didn't dump him for that, I dumped him for saying to use food coloring.

Sinistrous · November 2014

I have jet black hair and he wanted me to put food coloring in it :(

Building_Bulk · November 2014

I didn't believe in unicorns

Sinistrous · November 2014

sdfrcf wrote: »

I didn't believe in unicorns

LOLOLLL!!! CLASSIC!!!!!!!! hahaha..

buckshot500 wrote: »

It was all safe except the red dye #13

I can promise you that it wasn't dye! That was food coloring :(

FabulousFantasticFifty · November 2014

I told her that I hated Skittles!

WMDemetree · November 2014

I didn't own a pickup truck

Spnneil06 · November 2014

Because I was in to girls.

vasairiah · November 2014

I wasn't ...

Haythen · November 2014

I was too overwhelming

dkewatson · November 2014

Because she was just using me to get closer to Spnneil06, her true love

Dared2Evolve · November 2014

My lingerie was too spendy.

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My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · November 2014

She insisted on showing off her lingerie... to the paperboy!

sm1zzle · November 2014

because I told him Santa wasn't real.

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage · November 2014

Because he thought I was a "her"

territhefrog · November 2014

I broke his leg when I sat on his lap.

Sinistrous · November 2014

I kept pming her daily to please flip her picture the right side up. Eventually, she put an e-straining order on me, but I know how to evade that ;o

dkewatson · November 2014

I kept stealing her eggo waffles

Dared2Evolve · November 2014

I didn't make the coffee. $:\$

dkewatson · November 2014

I kept harping her to put clothes on when we go out in public and she kept refusing

Why did the person above you dump you?

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