Worst Thing You've Tasted On Your Fitness Journey ?

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  • Duchy82
    Duchy82 Posts: 560 Member
    this is a great post haven't laughed this hard in ages!

    For me its has to be cream of celery soup, low in cal but yuk! I ate it because I paid for it, but never again!
    Soy milk in tea, gross!
    Chickpeas I made a Morrocan tagine in my quest for healthier eating, hubby who's usually fussy loved it, I was sick and hardly made it to the toilet bowl in time :s
  • tracie_minus100
    tracie_minus100 Posts: 465 Member
    Cauli-rice. I usually like the taste of cauliflower but in rice form, it tasted like what I imagine farts taste like.
  • TheTiagooo
    TheTiagooo Posts: 53 Member
    I'm not a fussy eater, but I really disliked Tesco's sweet chilli cottage cheese, and struggled to eat the 10 calorie Hartleys jelly, despite enjoying the first three spoonfuls.

    Also tried to make a protein mug brownie once. Came out really foamy and tasteless, which was impressive considering I like the taste of my protein shake.
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,032 Member
    kittyhasclaws wrote: »
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    This stuff. It's not even that the taste is bad, but the aftertaste is terrible. I couldn't do it.

    I thought I was the only person that couldn't stand the aftertaste!
    apparently there's a number of us! I really thought it would be good.. even tried the bars... UGH!

  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,032 Member
    wldrose75 wrote: »
    Some pumpkin and oatmeal "cookies" I found on a thread in the Recipes section. These are now referred to as pumpkin turds at my house.

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  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,032 Member
    edited November 2014
    gotta borrow this for
    Lima Beans!
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  • PearlAng
    PearlAng Posts: 681 Member
    I've tried a protein bar that was cranberry flavored. I like the other two flavors (blueberry and apple) but the cranberry one tasted like cardboard! It had a very distinct, sharp taste, similar to what you might taste when you accidentally bite part of the wrapper of a cupcake----except this time, there wasn't any cake!
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    Sugar free jello pudding (the chocolate mousse is fine though). Or the lower calorie Kozy Shack puddings. Horrible, horrible artificial sweetener aftertaste.
  • fat2strongbeth
    fat2strongbeth Posts: 735 Member
    I can't think of anything. I try not to eat packaged food.
  • PeterSedesse
    PeterSedesse Posts: 124
    edited November 2014
    I read through most of this thread.. The only thing I have to say is I have the Humane Society on speed-dial.

    ´OMG, it was the most horrible thing ever, it made me want to vomit, I had to brush my teeth to get the wretched taste out of my mouth......... even the dog wouldn´t eat it´...

    For me, I totally fail at any type of vegetable smoothie. They all end up tasting like old grass. But at least I love my dog enough not to try to get him to drink my failures.
  • baseballgirl2027
    baseballgirl2027 Posts: 14 Member
    caribear1984 wrote: »
    Miracle Noodles. Both the taste and texture scarred me for life. :P

    Agree!!! Miracle Noodles are SO GROSS!! I even followed the "rinse and rinse and rinse until you can't rinse anymore" comments and it was still completely inedible. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

  • PearlAng
    PearlAng Posts: 681 Member
    baseballgirl2027 wrote: »
    caribear1984 wrote: »
    Miracle Noodles. Both the taste and texture scarred me for life. :P

    Agree!!! Miracle Noodles are SO GROSS!! I even followed the "rinse and rinse and rinse until you can't rinse anymore" comments and it was still completely inedible. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
    Oh yes, they are disgusting! I forgot about them

  • sheepotato
    sheepotato Posts: 600 Member
    I love these sorts of posts.

    I found a recipe for vegan sweet potato chili, the flavors clashed really badly and it just left this horrid taste. The annoying part is it may have been delicious with a normal potato but the sweetness of the sweetpotato with the spices made it rancid.

    Also, I had an unflavored pea protein powder it was not pleasant when mixed with only water. It took a lot of fruit or agave to make it palatable, so I didn't use the brand again once I ran out.
  • MagistraSaunders
    MagistraSaunders Posts: 20 Member
    Carob - it tasted like doggy chocolate... For obvious reasons.
    I've been so put off it that I refuse to try any recipes with
  • myheartsabattleground
    myheartsabattleground Posts: 2,040 Member
    My favorite old post is still goin strong <3
  • maoribadger
    maoribadger Posts: 1,837 Member
    Miracle noodles. Smells like fish, tastes like slimy rubber. Would actually rather eat my own feet

    Kale. I tried. I realy really tried. Nope

    Slim n save onion soup. Serves me right

    Celery. Satans walking stick

    Tomatoes. Actually dont mind sauces or soups but bit into a tomato and gagged on the pippy slime. Forced to decant mouthful into bin. Not actually good with anything with seeds should have figured that one out for myself
  • plasticineporters
    plasticineporters Posts: 12 Member
    TOFU
  • PearlAng
    PearlAng Posts: 681 Member
    maoribadger wrote: »
    Miracle noodles. Smells like fish, tastes like slimy rubber. Would actually rather eat my own feet

    Kale. I tried. I realy really tried. Nope

    Slim n save onion soup. Serves me right

    Celery. Satans walking stick

    Tomatoes. Actually dont mind sauces or soups but bit into a tomato and gagged on the pippy slime. Forced to decant mouthful into bin. Not actually good with anything with seeds should have figured that one out for myself
    A week ago, I asked my boyfriend "when was the last time you've eaten a vegetable?" as he doesn't normally eat them and he said "Last year during wrestling season. I had to eat celery and it was awful" ;)
  • amusedmonkey
    amusedmonkey Posts: 10,330 Member
    edited November 2014
    Any 0 fat cheese. This abomination should be made illegal.

    Oh, and bacon.. when I decided to try a ketogenic diet.
  • Malteaster
    Malteaster Posts: 75 Member
    Sweet potato

    Muller light yogurts - you can just taste the chemicals in them.

    I joined Slimming World (UK diet club) earlier this year and while most of the savoury recipes were ok, the sweet recipes were yuck. Most of them involved low fat hot chocolate mix and eggs. Yet there were lots of people on Facebook claiming how delicious they were.
  • kristydi
    kristydi Posts: 781 Member
    Found a recipe for chocolate chip cookie dough dip made with chickpeas on a blog with tons of positive comments. So I made it.

    No, just no. It tasted like chickpeas mixed with vanilla and brown sugar. The only way you think that tastes good is if you've denied yourself real treats for so long you've forgotten what they're supposed to taste like.
  • lsgibbs83
    lsgibbs83 Posts: 254 Member
    madrose0715 wrote: »
    FIBRE ONE, Peanut Butter Chocolate Brownie. DISGUSTING!!!

    Agreed! Sounded good but...no.
  • ButtBagg
    ButtBagg Posts: 25
    Bologna...it didn't taste bad but it gave me a really bad headache..and somehow now every time I eat it I get a headache? Which is weird because it never happened before but now all of a sudden my body wont take it???
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    President's Choice Low Fat Alfred Sauce. BARF!
  • MMarvelous
    MMarvelous Posts: 1,067 Member
    kittyhasclaws wrote: »
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    This stuff. It's not even that the taste is bad, but the aftertaste is terrible. I couldn't do it.

    I thought I was the only person that couldn't stand the aftertaste!

    I couldn't stand it either. Also add Quest bars. I couldn't chew them. Just disgusting!
  • xjgirl94
    xjgirl94 Posts: 64 Member
    morning star veggie sausage patties grosssss.
  • Pucks_and_Balls
    Pucks_and_Balls Posts: 95 Member
    Shakeology! One of my fitness instructors loves the stuff...I thought it tasted like chalk. I threw some strawberries in the chocolate mix and it was bearable I guess, but I don't think I would make a habit of buying it. And I don't use it as a meal replacement anyway; just in between meals and not as a crutch to lose weight.
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    Pucks_and_Balls wrote: »
    Shakeology! One of my fitness instructors loves the stuff...I thought it tasted like chalk. I threw some strawberries in the chocolate mix and it was bearable I guess, but I don't think I would make a habit of buying it. And I don't use it as a meal replacement anyway; just in between meals and not as a crutch to lose weight.

    I didn't mind the chocolate one. The strawberry tropical one was VILE. I returned it.
  • IIGuardian
    IIGuardian Posts: 24 Member
    Thankfully I haven't come across anything horrific yet. I've learned to never stir PB2 into Greek yogurt again, but you live and you learn.

    One note for those mentioning Arctic Zero. I was warned in advance that out the freezer it is chalky and icy, and to let it sit at room temperature for a bit before consuming. Also, if you have any Cool Whip on hand (the Light kind in my case), mix a little in for more of an "ice cream" experience. Not bad at all, but more trouble than it's probably worth.
  • boosty75
    boosty75 Posts: 2
    baseballgirl2027 wrote: »
    caribear1984 wrote: »
    Miracle Noodles. Both the taste and texture scarred me for life. :P

    Agree!!! Miracle Noodles are SO GROSS!! I even followed the "rinse and rinse and rinse until you can't rinse anymore" comments and it was still completely inedible. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

    Those are completely horrid!
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