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Favorite Joke..... punchline only
MaxPower0102
Posts: 2,654 Member
Different twist. What is your favorite joke? Post ONLY the punchline here. I suppose you can PM if you want the whole joke. Just wondering how this will go.
Here's mine: "I don't know. I think he'd bite you"
Here's mine: "I don't know. I think he'd bite you"
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fsh!0
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"Cuz if it were invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush"0
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Ah!!! A talking muffin0
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There are no dental records, and the DNA is all the same0
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a stick1
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"No, thanks. I'm traveling light."0
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that's what she said0
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irishman213 wrote: »that's what she said
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Two guys walk into a bar. One guy turns to the other and says"You didn't see it either?"2
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They both look good until they hit the ice...0
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And That's When the Fight Started0
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Sorry, we don't serve food here.0
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"I'll have a coke."0
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Take the "U" out of "SUB" and the "F" out of "WAY"0
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"Duh...can you see Florida?"0
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!0
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FitFroglet wrote: »a stick
Aw, you stole mine...0 -
You got a drink named Steve?0
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Quattro Sink-o0
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Awesome 1st post!!!!!!!!!quest4success89 wrote: »Quattro Sink-o
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I never had $20 before!0
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Kick his sister on her jaw!0
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You f**k her ...0
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... What are you so upset about? I have to walk out of here alone.0
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I don't need to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you1
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"Honey I forgot to tell you! Your mother is in town!"0
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