Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

I read a lot. You're what they call fine print.

GoGoGo_Girl wrote: »

^ "I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

Done!

him:You remind of my first wife.
me: How many times you been married?
him: I ve never been married.

^ Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes...

fierceforties3 wrote: »

Smile if you want to sleep with me

Smiles like a kid on Christmas morning! Lmao

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

if you were a shin, I'd bang you on my coffee table...too much?

Girl give me the chance I'd stand you on your head and eat you like a 10cent ice cream cone!