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Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.
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Hi I'm josh... I can totally see myself in you0
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him:You remind of my first wife.
me: How many times you been married?
him: I ve never been married.0 -
lll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.0
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^ Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes...
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If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?0
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Smiles like a kid on Christmas morning! Lmaofierceforties3 wrote: »Smile if you want to sleep with me
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!0
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.0
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy0
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Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?0
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Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up!0
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?0
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I lost my teddy bear,will you sleep with me?0
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if you were a shin, I'd bang you on my coffee table...too much?0
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I think this coat migth be a perfect match for the floor in my bedroom. Wanna come and check?0
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Girl give me the chance I'd stand you on your head and eat you like a 10cent ice cream cone!0
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Do I know you? Cuz you look a lot like my next boyfriend.0
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Does this smell like chloroform?0
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You need a spot in the squat rack?
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Can you participate in this study?
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This is NOT intended for the guy about me!
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.0 -
Are drums the only things you hit on?0
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I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?0
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I"ll Be Burger King, you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.0
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Happy Alentines day, I'll give you the V later
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