Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

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  joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

  January 2015

  Hi I'm josh... I can totally see myself in you

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  theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member

  January 2015

  him:You remind of my first wife.
  me: How many times you been married?
  him: I ve never been married.

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  Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member

  January 2015

  lll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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  GoGoGo_Girl Posts: 127

  January 2015

  ^ Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes...
  
  
  

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  joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

  January 2015

  If I said you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

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  joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

  January 2015

  fierceforties3 wrote: »

  Smile if you want to sleep with me

  Smiles like a kid on Christmas morning! Lmao
  

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  gino715 Posts: 169 Member

  January 2015

  Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

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  mehwhatever Posts: 569 Member

  January 2015

  If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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  gino715 Posts: 169 Member

  January 2015

  You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy

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  gino715 Posts: 169 Member

  January 2015

  Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

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  slider728 Posts: 1,494 Member

  January 2015

  Sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up!

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  gino715 Posts: 169 Member

  January 2015

  Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

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  Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

  January 2015

  I lost my teddy bear,will you sleep with me?

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  TheDoughnutTheif Posts: 349 Member

  January 2015

  if you were a shin, I'd bang you on my coffee table...too much?

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  DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member

  January 2015

  I think this coat migth be a perfect match for the floor in my bedroom. Wanna come and check?

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  joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  Girl give me the chance I'd stand you on your head and eat you like a 10cent ice cream cone!

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  Oops_Myhaloslipped Posts: 3,892 Member

  January 2015

  Do I know you? Cuz you look a lot like my next boyfriend.

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  SithRN Posts: 32 Member

  January 2015

  Does this smell like chloroform?

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  JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member

  January 2015

  You need a spot in the squat rack?
  

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  JeffseekingV Posts: 3,165 Member

  January 2015

  Can you participate in this study?
  

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  Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member

  January 2015

  This is NOT intended for the guy about me!
  Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

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  Archerychickge Posts: 606 Member

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  Are drums the only things you hit on?

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  Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member

  January 2015

  I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

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  JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member

  January 2015

  I"ll Be Burger King, you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

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  determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member

  January 2015

  Happy Alentines day, I'll give you the V later

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