Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.

Gordon_L wrote: »

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

I don't think he'd be into that.

I'd think you're insane, tbh :3

A line a guy gave me that I thought was hilarious: "does your name start with a K?" Me: No why? Guy: Cuz with that *kitten* you got me thinking your a Kardashian."

Just for laughs: One time I turned down a guy and he called me an ice princess and said I was so cold I should be from Alaska. I laughed so and told him I was from Alaska, which I am lol.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

I'll do anything for love but I won't do that. *points at random guy* you on the other hand...

Do you see my friend over there? He thinks he knows you... Oh, you don't know him, that's weird. My name is...

Gordon_L wrote: »

@determined_ella‌
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

LOL I am stealing this line

What's your favorite planet? Mine's earth, because that's where uranus is.

I swear to God, someone said that to me once.