We broke up because...

SwitzEngine · January 2015

she had an affair while i was in jail

Muldactus · January 2015

She wasn't good at communicating.

darkrose20 · January 2015

she wouldn't let me wear her smurf blue bullet proof vest. I mean it's the color of a SMURF!...and it was a bad neighborhood and all....

needernt · January 2015

She is a bully, she scared me out of my wits.

darkrose20 · January 2015

He just up and swam away one day.

Sinistrous · January 2015

You stole my twinkies.

jaymvita · January 2015

She beat me with Twinkies.

1stplace4health · January 2015

He was busy watching to see if women were looking at him.

NYactor1 · January 2015

She was talking about her health during sex...

JazmineYoli · January 2015

I love the NE Patriots and he loves the NY Giants. We went through 2 Superbowls together and my team lost. Deal breaker

jaymvita · January 2015

Paws0412 wrote: »

He enjoyed it.. Way too kinky!!

I thought she said "trap on"

1968mroberts · January 2015

@JazmineYoli She rode a bullet bike and I ride a Harley.

assthetikk · January 2015

gifted me a Fat Bob on our anniversary when i clearly hinted i wanted a Fat Boy

xxoneluckygirlxx · January 2015

I wanted to get him the Fat Boy but he was too heavy

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2015

She was always telling stories about the ho!

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