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• SwitzEngine Posts: 3,421Member Member Posts: 3,421Member Member

  she had an affair while i was in jail

  January 19, 2015 5:32AM

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• Muldactus Posts: 7,107Member Member Posts: 7,107Member Member

  She wasn't good at communicating.

  January 19, 2015 5:32AM

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• darkrose20 Posts: 1,146Member Member Posts: 1,146Member Member

  she wouldn't let me wear her smurf blue bullet proof vest. I mean it's the color of a SMURF!...and it was a bad neighborhood and all....

  January 19, 2015 5:33AM

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• needernt Posts: 675Member Member Posts: 675Member Member

  She is a bully, she scared me out of my wits.

  January 19, 2015 5:38AM

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• darkrose20 Posts: 1,146Member Member Posts: 1,146Member Member

  He just up and swam away one day.

  January 19, 2015 5:39AM

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• Sinistrous Posts: 5,608Member Member Posts: 5,608Member Member

  You stole my twinkies.

  January 19, 2015 5:53AM

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• jaymvita Posts: 5,787Member Member Posts: 5,787Member Member

  She beat me with Twinkies.

  January 19, 2015 6:21AM

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• 1stplace4health Posts: 481Member Member Posts: 481Member Member

  He was busy watching to see if women were looking at him.

  January 19, 2015 6:28AM

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• NYactor1 Posts: 9,651Member Member Posts: 9,651Member Member

  She was talking about her health during sex...

  January 19, 2015 6:30AM

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• JazmineYoli Posts: 547Member Member Posts: 547Member Member

  I love the NE Patriots and he loves the NY Giants. We went through 2 Superbowls together and my team lost. Deal breaker

  January 19, 2015 6:36AM

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• jaymvita Posts: 5,787Member Member Posts: 5,787Member Member

  Paws0412 wrote: »

  He enjoyed it.. Way too kinky!!

  
  I thought she said "trap on"

  January 19, 2015 6:37AM

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• 1968mroberts Posts: 9Member Member Posts: 9Member Member

  @JazmineYoli She rode a bullet bike and I ride a Harley.

  January 19, 2015 6:38AM

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• assthetikk Posts: 2,014Member Member Posts: 2,014Member Member

  gifted me a Fat Bob on our anniversary when i clearly hinted i wanted a Fat Boy

  January 19, 2015 6:40AM edited January 2015

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• xxoneluckygirlxx Posts: 52Member Member Posts: 52Member Member

  I wanted to get him the Fat Boy but he was too heavy
  

  January 19, 2015 6:43AM

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• FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 174,132Member Member Posts: 174,132Member Member

  She was always telling stories about the ho!

  January 19, 2015 6:47AM

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