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  • Raykels
    Raykels Posts: 123 Member
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    He wanted me to have a vagacial
  • tequilastuntman
    tequilastuntman Posts: 37 Member
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    he was too rough in bed
  • lt3ag4s
    lt3ag4s Posts: 835 Member
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    It is all my fault. I was an insensitive jerk.
  • edensgarden2015
    edensgarden2015 Posts: 223 Member
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    He wouldn't let me put my cold feet on him in bed!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    We both got cold feet. :p
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He tried to rub his cold feet on me, he wouldn't wear socks.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    I DID wear socks - winter weight socks even. I just have bad circulation for my feet. She just wasn't understanding. :/
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He wore the socks NOT on his hands, I don't think he understands the human anatomy.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He would never let me wear his hat, he was way weird about it.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She kept trying to steal my hat and leave me with hat hair. I tried to buy her one of her own, but she wouldn't wear it.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    we broke up because he wanted to have a three way relationship with 4ever420. I could handle that, but somehow I just turned out to be the glorified house maid.
  • Ohwhynot
    Ohwhynot Posts: 356 Member
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    Made me drink light beer.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She drank way too much beer. Sometimes would fill the tub and act out the scene from Annie.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    She would constantly judge my alcohol consumption
  • Ohwhynot
    Ohwhynot Posts: 356 Member
    edited January 2015
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    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    She drank way too much beer. Sometimes would fill the tub and act out the scene from Annie.
    *dies*

    Didn't drink enough.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    You do drink a LOT of beer
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    caught her in the beer bath tub with Ohwhynot! Heart broken!!
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She became very controlling after she moved in. ;)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He made me a list of demands that were to be met, shopping in my panties is where I drew the line.
  • keith0373
    keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member
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    She wouldn't even wear panties while she was shopping and wanted to move to a nudist resort.

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