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We broke up because...
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He wasn't open to an alternative lifestyle choice. All I meant by that was no white bread. He got all freak out and started rambling about being naked!0
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Because he's married. *sigh* 0 -
blueeyesgrace wrote: » Because he's married. *sigh*
Because she just couldn't get used to sleeping between us . . .
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He ate biscuits in bed0
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Ate Cheetos in bed and stained the sheets orange...0
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She kept trying to steal my cheetos.0
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Lied and said he liked Cheetos when he really wanted Doritos.0
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No, I really did mean cheetos. I loves me some cheetos.
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He insisted on wearing that hat everywhere0
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Keeps Cheetos hidden in his hat for emergencies0
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It wasn't Cheetos, it was toe cheese . . .0
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eeewwwwww... saved his toe chees in a jar.0
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Kept eating out of said jar!0
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*vomit* Refused to label the jar so there would be no future mistakes.0
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threw away all the jars in the house!!0
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Can you blame me?
Found out she's really bald under that cap...0 -
She shaves peoples heads in the middle of the night.0
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He can't take a joke0
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She kept putting the toilet paper roll on the wrong way.0
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He never used it anyway!0
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He never replaced the tp roll0
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she threw the empty rolls on the floor and would get mad if I threw them away because she was saving them for art projects.0
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She stole my hat0
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He left me for his RL0
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She was right Twix, I was Left Twix.0
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Was always running away from me! 0
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I found him in bed with Stoshew, got really awkward because I was seeing them both.0
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She didn't like my hat.
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I was team beanie he was team fedora, would never work out.0
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