Give the person above you a cheesy pick up line.
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Yours are making me hungry!0
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It's a good thing that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out0
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I don't do pick up lines. Dang it, I can't think of one.0
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Life without you is like a broken pencil........pointless0
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No thnx jeff0
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I was feeling a little off, but you definitely turned me on.0
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Have any twinkies in you?0
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You look like my ex wife. Oh wait, I forgot the N and the T0
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Hey Max, Can you show me how to work my glutes?0
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Did it hurt when you fell from the angel, because you are a sky!!0
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Hi Daryl, is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?0
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Are your legs sore? Cause you been running through my thoughts all night.0
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Can you spot me while I do my weight hip thrusts?0
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Hi Can you hold this? Nope a little lower...little more. Oh stop. Bullseye!0
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@mattyc772014 I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.0
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@mmmmcupcake_ Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?0
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@mattyc772014 I'm no weather man, but I'm expecting a few inches tonight...0
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You can't spell Abbaye du Mont des Cats without "you" and "me" baby.
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If you were on the McDonald's menu you'd be called the McGorgeous0
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Lets play titanic when i say iceberg you go down.0
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@mmmmcupcake_ I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.0
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@mattyc772014 You better do me like a snow storm! I want 8-10 inches, I better not be able to leave the house for 3 days.0
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@mmmmcupcake_ Hey baby, I’m kind of cold, Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?0
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@mattyc772014 Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?0
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@mmmmcupcake_ Hey, can you help me put this sofa in my van? lol0
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Is that a Doggy your holding or are you just happy to see me?
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@mattyc772014 I'm not feeling so good, think I need some penis-cilin0
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