We broke up because...
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Wanted to see my Junk to see if it matched what was on the pic0
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Found out she was the one that took the pics!0
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Referred to me as King Solomon0
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I didnt wanna look at her nude pics0
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She was mad that I talked to her to get to her friend in the background0
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Would not stop winking at me0
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He had this weird fantasy involving goldfish snacks and baby oil.0
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Always accused me of winking but it was just a twitch!0
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Was calorie counting the goldfish0
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Owned over 100 beanie babies0
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because she twitch a lot at other men0
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Was always hiding out...0
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I just didnt understand him0
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because she couldn't do the moonwalk0
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because she knew far too much ....0
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She made me take dance lessons0
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Because she could never keep a secret0
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Because I was secretly in love with those glasses.
(Yes...it's a fetish. Don't judge!
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she wanted us to be secret0
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she had an evil twin0
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I dont date women in there 30's0
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I'm not thirty.
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he was too chauvinistic0
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To close to call0
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He thought 30 was old and 50 was downright ancient!
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she always drank the last of my coffee.0
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he always spiked the coffee0
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couldnt go more than once a day to satisfy my 50 fetish0
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