We broke up because...
Replies
-
She wouldnt let me prove her wrong lol0
-
He didn't know his own strength when he hugged me0
-
I take better selfies0
-
His arms were bigger than me0
-
He lied about his age,I can't be a cougar!0
-
I was Jack's Cougar and she had a thing against Cougars!0
-
She really wanted to be a cougar. There wasn't a 25 year old that lived within 10 miles that didn't give her " the smile" when they saw her.
0 -
Because he always hid his face!0
-
His stalker tendencies eventually stopped being cute and started being creepy
That's for @keith0373 I would never break up with @Oops_Myhaloslipped0 -
She left me for oops0
-
He called me a M I l F0
-
she is a milf0
-
His stalker tendencies eventually stopped being cute and started being creepy
That's for @keith0373 I would never break up with @Oops_Myhaloslipped
She's cuter than me and I don't like all the attention she was getting0 -
She actually thought someone was cuter than her. Confidence issues are tedious0
-
-
She was obviously in Love with Ella ;p0
-
You caught me using your favourite red lipstick0
-
I caught him trying on my panties0
-
It looked better on him than on me!0
-
Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
there is no way on hells earth I am cuter than you!!! your so pretty! I'm quite jealous!
post above: they wouldn't let me in the kitchen 0_o0 -
determined_ella wrote: »Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »
there is no way on hells earth I am cuter than you!!! your so pretty! I'm quite jealous!
post above: they wouldn't let me in the kitchen 0_o
Psshhh
0 -
"Psshhh" was the only thing she would ever say!0
-
She hated when I said psshhh0
-
I only ever saw her breasts!0
-
She looked better in that green dress than me!0
-
He kept trying on my green dress0
-
He not only wears my lipstick but wears my dresses too!0
-
She was never satisfied.0
-
She wouldn't ever let me borrow her jewelry0
-
She was always slinging her guns! I ended up with a black eye once! ;p0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions