We broke up because...
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She had it all choreographed.0
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She didn't like to plan ahead.0
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She left me at the alter
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She ditched me at the alter.0
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Her Love of Lisa Loeb glasses
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He loathed Lisa Loeb0
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She always wanted to do it with Green body paint on us so we could pretend we were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles0
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He made a big deal out of a little body paint and saying the word "Cowabunga" Sheesh.0
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I found green paint in certain places and soon figured out the truth! It still hurts.0
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thought that a flannel nightgown was sexy0
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He had Mother issues and wouldn't call me Momma!0
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wouldn't let me celebrate halloween all year long
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Always wanted to dress up as a "sexy ninja turtle"0
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Didn't like my foreplay.0
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she only wanted foreplay
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didnt go down long enough0
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They kept smacking my butt when I fell asleep0
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He had unrealistic expectations.0
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When hey said go down I thought he wanted me to sleep on the foot of the bed. I was broken hearted!0
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Only wanted two minutes that's it!!!0
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