We broke up because...
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She was way too hot for me...0
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I said bring on the heat and she hit me with pepper spray.0
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She asked for things, but when I gave them to her, she complained0
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He kept forgetting how perfect I am. He had to go. My new partner is so much better. I never complain to myself. Right self??? Absolutely doll!
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She kept talking to herself, to an alarming degree0
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It's only bad if I actually talk back to myself. Oh wait...never mind!! I like white jackets anyway.
She was always pulling the fire alarms in hotels. I was tired of bailing her out of jail.0 -
She left me in jail for an entire week0
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He had a secret stash of machetes and he talked like Sling Blade0
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Ugh...She didn't like my mustard and biscuits!0
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He was too worried about what I liked and didn't like0
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She kept accidently calling me Donna. Who's Donna???0
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She didn't approve of me laughing so much and being happy all the time.0
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He was secretly the joker0
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I'm Batman!0
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She wouldnt remove her glasses0
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Preferred I didn't see what he was doing0
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HunterKiller wrote: »@emilee974 because i couldn't speak French.
Yes, it was a big problem in my family
@MathDonkey was too curious ans wanted to see everything0 -
Made me dance for my dinner every night.0
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never danced for me0
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she wouldnt dance around the pole0
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Refused to go dancing with me! >:(0
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because l had two left feet0
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He had a weird birth defect0
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He had a foot fetish that I just could NOT handle0
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Was always ridiculing me0
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She couldn't take a joke0
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His jokes hit too close to home0
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