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  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    He didn't get the lingo
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He had his own lingo... "That's like so sheep baby, so sheep...." wth?
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    I was making fun of her for watching "that's so Raven"
  • Darkhawk1969
    Darkhawk1969 Posts: 1,419 Member
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    This was getting too weird even for me
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He hated Raven Symone. He had a fan club for her when he was younger, wrote her a love letter and she snubbed him. He dumped me because I laughed when he was telling the story and crying.
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She wasn't sensitive to my feelings
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    edited January 2015
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    kept wanting me to say snap into a Slim Jim while we were doing it
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He had a thing for Randy Savage, called me his slim jim!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She dated guys that said things that were so 10 minutes ago
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
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    She didn't like my Ultimate Warrior outfit!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    In sexy time, he HAD to wear a costume, the manly ones were okay but Cleopatra was a bit over the edge!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She laughed when I wore my Xena Warrior Princess costume
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I bought him the hercules costume, he stole my Xena, plus I got jealous that he looked better in it than I did, strong leg muscles!
  • merlewalton
    merlewalton Posts: 43 Member
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    He lied to compete in the special olympics
  • WarDamnJay
    WarDamnJay Posts: 1,916 Member
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    She looked better than me in the Hercules costume
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was too in to Kevin Sorbo for my liking!
  • MathDonkey
    MathDonkey Posts: 519
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    She didn't understand the greatness of Kevin Sorbo
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I did understand the greatness for Kevin Sorbo, I named my dog after him (true story), made him jealous and he couldn't deal.
  • MaxPower0102
    MaxPower0102 Posts: 2,654 Member
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    Would quote all of Sorbo's lines from God is Not Dead....in Pig Latin. Was kinda creepy
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Was jealous of my pig latin skills! Wishes he was bilingual too!

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