We broke up because...
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In sexy time, he HAD to wear a costume, the manly ones were okay but Cleopatra was a bit over the edge!0
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She laughed when I wore my Xena Warrior Princess costume0
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I bought him the hercules costume, he stole my Xena, plus I got jealous that he looked better in it than I did, strong leg muscles!0
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He lied to compete in the special olympics0
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She looked better than me in the Hercules costume0
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He was too in to Kevin Sorbo for my liking!0
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She didn't understand the greatness of Kevin Sorbo0
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I did understand the greatness for Kevin Sorbo, I named my dog after him (true story), made him jealous and he couldn't deal.0
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Would quote all of Sorbo's lines from God is Not Dead....in Pig Latin. Was kinda creepy0
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Was jealous of my pig latin skills! Wishes he was bilingual too!0
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He was so hard to understand0
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She never even tried to understand me!0
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Still posts way to much on the chit chat threads, even though I gave her a second chance0
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I didn't value his opinions of what I did on my own free time, told him if he didn't like it "hit the road"0
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We broke up???0
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just a break up to make up, make up sex!0
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kept calling her Dia-ria0
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Me neither!0
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She cheated on me every time we had a fight, thought "we were on a break"0
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Before I lost weight kept making me dress like Cartman from South Park0
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She watched way too much 'Friends'0
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He made me watch friends all night then got made because my mind remembers too much and I could quote it word for word.0
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She spell mad wrong0
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totally a know it all, I couldn't say one word wrong!0
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So thought l was too pervy for her0
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He thought someone could be too pervy for spnneil!0
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He told everyone who would listen how freaky I am, could never look my grandparents in the eyes again.0
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insisted I wear a banana hammock to the beach0
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