We broke up because...
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she never talked to me, just laughed hysterically. I wondered if it was something wrong with me.0
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Her idea of romance was a black light above her bed like it was 19800
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She never understood my obsession with conserving energy0
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Doesn't understand that the 80s was the best decade!0
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I was too slow with my fingers0
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He thought the 80's were the best decade0
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I was okay with the energy conservation, but he conserved everything. reused plastic silverware, cups, trash bags. It had to stop.0
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He couldn't keep his shirt on...0
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The only thing she wanted to recycle was the condoms. Eeewwww!0
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She refused to take off her shirt0
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Man Hands0
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Looks too much like Abraham from Walking Dead!0
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Wanted to play "the walking dead" in our bedroom. Got a little kinky!0
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She said she liked kinky!0
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She would rather play "dead fish" in the bedroom0
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MathDonkey wrote: »She would rather play "dead fish" in the bedroom
This isn't the lie thread!!! lol0 -
She can't accept her faults!0
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She constantly accused me of being a liar!0
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She always got defensive about things0
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I don't know how else to take "your breath is kicking like bruce lee"0
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He always wanted me to be his unicorn.0
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She refused to strap on that unicorn horn0
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She wanted to strap something else on to use on me!!
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He didn't understand that's what I meant lol0
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There was a reason he liked donkeys! The strap on was too small!0
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he never showered.0
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Everything she said went over my head0
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I was against animal sexuality.0
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