Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))
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Ok, here's mine. I keyed up my previous neighbor's brand new sports car. Why? Because him and his gf were house sitting and dog sitting for us while hubby and I were on vacation. Came home and found my great dane had been starved and was skin and bones. Sadly, the vet couldn't save him. Apparently the dog had swallowed a large hunting sock and the blockage made him vomit for days. I didn't get so much as an apology from them so one night I got rip roaring drunk, walked over to their house at 2am and keyed the crap out of the nice pretty car. No one knows except my best friend. Oh, and all of you guys! LOL!
Oh..I'm so sorry about your dog!
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I had to do a chocolate exorcism. Translated: I received a box of assorted chocolates without a clear calorie assignment. Open box..... try to figure out what you're allowed per serving. Mistake, bring the box with you.... while reading MFP community entries. CRAP! More dead soldiers in a short amount of time. And the irony is while reading weight loss posts.... Ok, must get back on the treadmill. Did not log the chocolate or the extra exercise. Like it never even happened.
Lesson leaned: Fannie May is a better choice. 5 pieces of Mint Melt Aways- take your 5 pieces for 240 cals and get the hell out of there. Put the box back in a low traffic cabinet.0 -
Used to eat:
Raw oatmeal and brown sugar, about half and half
Raw macaroni soaked in a little water
Raw pie crust sticks
I still have a thing for cookie dough, cake batter, raw cinnamon rolls, etc. When a recipe says "Makes 3 dozen", I may get get 1 dozen in the oven. Salmonella, I laugh in your face!
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Hearts_2015 wrote: »Ok, here's mine. I keyed up my previous neighbor's brand new sports car. Why? Because him and his gf were house sitting and dog sitting for us while hubby and I were on vacation. Came home and found my great dane had been starved and was skin and bones. Sadly, the vet couldn't save him. Apparently the dog had swallowed a large hunting sock and the blockage made him vomit for days. I didn't get so much as an apology from them so one night I got rip roaring drunk, walked over to their house at 2am and keyed the crap out of the nice pretty car. No one knows except my best friend. Oh, and all of you guys! LOL!
Oh..I'm so sorry about your dog!
Thank you. He was only a year old. I miss him so much!0 -
Me too! I feel badly about it, but I'm an English major and I was just wondering today if the moderators could make an announcement post about using lose instead of loose, and losing instead of loosing.girlviernes wrote: »confession, I judge people big time for spelling "lose" as "loose."
...makes me cringe when I see someone point it out.0 -
I forgot about this one...
Pre kids I worked full time as a vet tech. My husband, who is a hunter, would constantly go deer hunting on Saturday and after work and was never home. Oh, and every single year he'd get a deer and then have all his cave man friends over to stare at it, take pics of the carcass, and high 5 each other like idiots...Anyhow, one year I brought home some really stinky cat urine from an unneutered male cat and sprinkled it all over his hunting clothes. Let's just say that year he didn't get a deer!
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furioushummingbird wrote: »I'm in the gross club. I wash the gym clothes once a week!
When I buy a rotisserie chicken, it is literally impossible for me not to eat the skin as soon as I get home. I used to peel and eat the entirety of the skin... And not log it.
I brought one home today and ate just a sliver of skin. It was so hard to throw the rest away!
I eat the chicken skin too. Is there even an entry so you can log it? I tried once and didn't find anything
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Springfield1970 wrote: »I love going out for meals and stuffing my face with burgers and getting drunk in front of my overweight friends who have accused me of starving myself!
Little do they know that my day to day life is extremely controlled and disciplined. I just follow the 80/20 rule.
I also love beating all my kids friends parents in the yearly local 10km. We all train all year for it, I live in a very competitive area of North london. It's hilarious.
I'm a bit of a *kitten*. I'm good with that! There's a lot of jealous people around. It's a novelty for me, as I only really hit my stride in the last couple of years.
I always eat more in public just to show everyone that I can eat cheesecake and still look slim. It's because I am very controlled 90% of the time. But I, too, love to shovel it in just to rub it in. Why do I do that? To make it look easy? But why?1 -
I had to do a chocolate exorcism. Translated: I received a box of assorted chocolates without a clear calorie assignment. Open box..... try to figure out what you're allowed per serving. Mistake, bring the box with you.... while reading MFP community entries. CRAP! More dead soldiers in a short amount of time. And the irony is while reading weight loss posts.... Ok, must get back on the treadmill. Did not log the chocolate or the extra exercise. Like it never even happened.
Lesson leaned: Fannie May is a better choice. 5 pieces of Mint Melt Aways- take your 5 pieces for 240 cals and get the hell out of there. Put the box back in a low traffic cabinet.
Chocolate and ritual sacrifice are old companions.0 -
Hearts_2015 wrote: »Ok, here's mine. I keyed up my previous neighbor's brand new sports car. Why? Because him and his gf were house sitting and dog sitting for us while hubby and I were on vacation. Came home and found my great dane had been starved and was skin and bones. Sadly, the vet couldn't save him. Apparently the dog had swallowed a large hunting sock and the blockage made him vomit for days. I didn't get so much as an apology from them so one night I got rip roaring drunk, walked over to their house at 2am and keyed the crap out of the nice pretty car. No one knows except my best friend. Oh, and all of you guys! LOL!
Oh..I'm so sorry about your dog!
Thank you. He was only a year old. I miss him so much!
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AllTheNoms wrote: »I used to make butter sandwiches. Butter? Good. Bread? Good.
It really is a wonder how I ended up overweight.
Mayonnaise and salt on white bread. *drools a little*
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If I can see my totals are going to be over I fudge my serving sizes, or should I say, i "reevaluate" my serving sizes. My pic is from last summer and I didn't change my weight to reflect my December gain until this week. Thankfully is only 10 lbs. I let my weight creep up from 135 to 140 over the previous year because I've been strength training and clothes still fit good so I knew it was muscles, but 8 lbs in one month is not muscle!0
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nicsflyingcircus wrote: »AllTheNoms wrote: »I used to make butter sandwiches. Butter? Good. Bread? Good.
It really is a wonder how I ended up overweight.
Mayonnaise and salt on white bread. *drools a little*
^^Heavy breathing0 -
Will_Run_for_Food wrote: »I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
this just absolutely made my day hahaha. sounds like something i would do. i once ate an entire box of baker's chocolate...semi-sweet. it was disgusting. but also the best thing ever.
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Yep. Ate several spoonfuls of unsweetened cocoa powder a few nights ago. Oops.Deedee1111111 wrote: »Will_Run_for_Food wrote: »I was craving something sweet the other night but had absolutely nothing in the house that would satisfy me except some hot chocolate. So I ate two spoonfuls of the powder. Two spoonfuls. Of the powder.
this just absolutely made my day hahaha. sounds like something i would do. i once ate an entire box of baker's chocolate...semi-sweet. it was disgusting. but also the best thing ever.
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Laurend224 wrote: »I can't do any type of jumping jacks or running without my belly smacking the top of my thighs. It's really embarrassing. Going to talk to a surgeon about a panniculectomy. Three kids and yo-yoing between 140 and 252 a few times wrecked my belly.
First time that happened to me I was like "what the hell is that sound?" Then it hit me...then I started laughing. If I didn't laugh I was going to cry.
Someone I know who has lost over 200 pounds is having that surgery in August.
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Ha, I totally do the thing where I secretly exercise to burn calories I don't want to see in my diary. I also pre-log my meals, and sometimes I'll end up eating something I hadn't planned before dinner and if it is roughly the same calories as my dinner was going to be I'll just leave it. So, my diary will say something like "one egg, I cup egg whites, 2 slices cheese, 30g salsa, 25g baby spinach" when in reality I ate like, 4 cookies instead. My diary is private, nobody else even SEES it.I had to do a chocolate exorcism. Translated: I received a box of assorted chocolates without a clear calorie assignment. Open box..... try to figure out what you're allowed per serving. Mistake, bring the box with you.... while reading MFP community entries. CRAP! More dead soldiers in a short amount of time. And the irony is while reading weight loss posts.... Ok, must get back on the treadmill. Did not log the chocolate or the extra exercise. Like it never even happened.
Lesson leaned: Fannie May is a better choice. 5 pieces of Mint Melt Aways- take your 5 pieces for 240 cals and get the hell out of there. Put the box back in a low traffic cabinet.1 -
I have been eating carbs - and I liked it! but back on track today - goodbye my secret lover -- LOL0
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Reeses peanut butter cup minis are like pretty pink bows and unicorns....
I just finished a bag of those and a bag of the York Peppermint Patty minis last night. I try to only eat 5 in one sitting of either. But hours later, I'll go back for 3-5 more, and the bag will be gone in just a few days.
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I'm sorry but I lol'd at this ( · )( · )well since we are confession .This might be TMI i was running up and down flight of stairs in my with my top off and i hit both of my eyes with my boobs .fell down laughing so hard got up ran to my flopped back on my bed and hit my eyes again.And i did not get black eyes from it .
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I feel like my sisters judge the fact that I do pole fitness, and it annoys me. They have both told me that I can't buy a pole and put it in the house, but one day in the near future (once a sale comes around) I am going to put a pole up and they're just going to have to deal with it.
I just signed up for pole dancing classes, I think it was kick *kitten* fun... and a hell of a good workout you go girl... and don't let anyone tell you... you can't!
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LeanButNotMean wrote:When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.
While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.
(Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)
Have you even frozen brownie batter? OMG......AMAZING. it never fully solidifies, and is like batter soft serve. Heaven!
Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.0 -
LeanButNotMean wrote:When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.
While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.
(Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)
Have you even frozen brownie batter? OMG......AMAZING. it never fully solidifies, and is like batter soft serve. Heaven!
Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.
I know, I want to do it also. Shhhhh
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Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.
Have you considered the single-serving microwavable brownie bowls?
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LeanButNotMean wrote:When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.
While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.
(Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)
Have you even frozen brownie batter? OMG......AMAZING. it never fully solidifies, and is like batter soft serve. Heaven!
Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.
I know, I want to do it also. Shhhhh
LOL. This may be the wrong thread for us!
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While I eat a lot more fruit and vegis, I still have to have that Big Mac every now and then. Sometimes I eat the fries too. But when I do this I really cut back on other food during the day. It's worked for me, I am finally at goal weight.2
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MFP for me in this thread is .... mother ..... Pig0
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I have one too.. I ate only 800 calories yesterday and burnt over 500.. Not proud moment I know0
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i have white bread every single morning v.v0
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LeanButNotMean wrote:When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.
While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.
(Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)
Have you even frozen brownie batter? OMG......AMAZING. it never fully solidifies, and is like batter soft serve. Heaven!
Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.
I know, I want to do it also. Shhhhh
LOL. This may be the wrong thread for us!
We should create the "what did you eat for your binge" thread.
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