What irrational thing pisses you off instantly?

Here's a few famous people who just the sight of them makes me want to hit them:

Jack Nicholson
Will Ferrel
Ben Stiller
Any of the Kardashians

- There's a certain road that I drive on for 7 miles where I will hit EVERY. SINGLE. REDLIGHT. Every. single. day. *eye-twitch* I know that if I hit it right, I will get all green lights... but this happens only like once a month.
- Passive aggressiveness-- seriously I'd rather you just be an upfront jerk.
- People who won't kill the awkwardness with conversation. I've asked you 3 questions and you've responded with one word answers. We can either sit in painfully awkward silence or you can make an effort and stop making me do all the work.

This thread is making me laugh but also making me realize how many things irrationally drive me nuts. I need to relax, methinks

a lot of things irritate me and I don't find any of them irrational.

stupid people. fake people. people who drive like morons. people who go to restaurants as a couple and then sit there staring at their phones the whole time. anyone who utters the acronyms OMG, WTF, YOLO or 'hashtag (insert something stupid here)' in a conversation...#hashtagprovesyou'reamoron. the bacon craze. vanity license plates - because everyone really needs to know you're 2HOT2HNDL or just essentially narcissistic, self-absorbed and oh so clever. close talkers. quiet talkers. loud, obnoxious people... especially women who've had too much to drink. rap music. the fact that 98% of recent hip-hop songs have some guys rhythmically yelling 'hey.. hey' over and over in the background. the fact that Disney stopped being original 15 years ago and that Frozen is one of the worst movies they've ever made and people eat it for breakfast... 'let it go' people, you're being led by the media. the word selfie. having to break apart my ice cubes to get them into my water bottle. phone trees. the IRS. people who stare. people who think you want their unsolicited advice at the gym. people who use the circuit training room to sit on the machines and text. people who tell me, you have such a pretty face... if you'd just lose that weight. stick figure families on the back of cars. religious bumper stickers. religious people who tell me I'm a blasphemer and need to find god (yes, this has actually happened). people who mistreat animals. sometimes people in general. useless meetings. women who bash all men because they had one bad experience. commercials that make men look stupid (which is the bulk of them...especially on women's channels). Broncos fans. bad graphic design work. black friday. media-driven holidays. people who never take initiative. complainers. drama queens. bullying. and pretty much anyone who can't mind their own business.

I am easily annoyed by those who refuse to blow their nose, but instead elect to torture everyone around them by sucking it right back (sniffling.) Not only is the sound annoying, but the very concept is disgusting to me.

Another thing that bothers me, is loud eaters. I can't stand it when people crunch, smack or slurp food. It makes me wonder if these offenders weren't raised in a barn /grrrr

The Common Core Math Curriculum. Just do the math, stop making 10 into two 5's before adding it to 3. Aaahhhhh

Chemist1964 wrote: »

People parking directly across the street from my driveway on a road that is posted for "no parking". The neighbors friends do this constantly even though I have asked them not to do so.

Ditto, I have been known to contact non emergency to get them to move along or face a ticket!

This woman in the cube across the hall that keeps chewing on a plastic pen. This office is quiet and it is driving me INSANE!

People who assume I want to race because I drive a sports car, wrong...I just want to look cute (but they skid out ahead of me on green and are sitting at the next red light when I arrive) how did that work out for ya?