MFP gods of mythology
ninerbuff
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Sugaragnos- god that claims to have the power of addicting people to sugar and making them fat.
Paleonestis- god that states that anyone eating anything processed isn't worthy to adore him
Carry on.
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Paleonestis- god that states that anyone eating anything processed isn't worthy to adore him
Carry on.
A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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Carbohydrocicles- Rains down his fury on those who consume carbs.0
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Loginightus - requires humans to track every morsel of food eaten in a diary or suffer the weighty consequences.0
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Nilfatimus - If it's not low fat, prepare for oblivion.0
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Estimatius - god that dictates measurements and weights0
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Toxicon - God of cleanses0
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Rightousityditi - demands that people eat, workout, or follow one path only0
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Doyouevenliftinius- Cardio enthusiasts beware!0
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Idiotism-people following stupid diet fads.0
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Hydron - Drink at least two buckets of water every day.0
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Lol!^
Negativecoloricilus- God of less is more.0 -
Cantbelieveiateitonus - God that surprises you with increased hunger causing you to empty your pantry0
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Ketogenitisus - got of fats and protein, you even think about eating carbs and you start dry heaving.0
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Chymos, God of juicing. Juice is chymos, quite fitting...0
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Snowflakeius- God of special circumstances0
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sciaticalumbacular - god of the aching back
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Houseworkinus- God of everyday activities0
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nocturnalese - god of a good nights sleep
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Meatsweatheus: The God of Holiday Party overindulgence0
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This is the best thing ever. You're all amazing.0
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MrsBooBear wrote: »Doyouevenliftinius- Cardio enthusiasts beware!
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Cleano-if your food is non organic or isn't grass fed he will banish you to the land of Fatties Foreva.
Smugathon- Cleano's high horse that he rides into battle.0 -
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Starvates, God of few calories (dare I mention 1200?).0
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