MFP gods of mythology

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  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    We shouldn't forget the Goddesses...

    Immediatia, Goddess of all the quick fixes, but since they are so many, she needs help from other Goddesses, sort of like a project manager.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    TrollHades - inspires humans to poke fun at each other on fitness forums
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Swella- goddess of the all the females that get "too swole" while in a deficit
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Caloria, Goddess of a calorie not being a calorie.

    Lol, this is fun.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Cleansaloticus- forces you to ingest all sort of things so you can be clean before him!
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  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    Cheatia, Goddess of cheat meals, cheat days, and guilty pleasures.
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
    pseudonia - the god of Dr Oz endorsed products and magical fixes for autoimmune diseases
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    duckykissy wrote: »
    pseudonia - the god of Dr Oz endorsed products and magical fixes for autoimmune diseases

    Immediatia loves you already.
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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    buttemptius-god of the cleanse.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    AglaeaC wrote: »
    Caloria, Goddess of a calorie not being a calorie.

    Lol, this is fun.

    You're good at this!

    Should be. Named after a freaking goddess :wink:
  • cychogal
    cychogal Posts: 39 Member
    edited February 2015
    :D
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    Glutiusmini - goddess of looking perfect in that miniskirt to make your ex feel that he/she is an idiot ??
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  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    duckykissy wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    Glutiusmini - goddess of looking perfect in that miniskirt to make your ex feel that he/she is an idiot ??

    Bikinia?
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    Lord Twinkie, and his mortal enemy, Lady Broccoli. You can only be loyal to one, and there is no middle ground.


    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    saranwraplaxitus
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    duckykissy wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    Glutiusmini - goddess of looking perfect in that miniskirt to make your ex feel that he/she is an idiot ??

    Ooh, that's good!

    Revengia- goddess of losing weight with the goal of showing up an ex/the haterz

    LOL Best Friday in a long time. I'm nuts like this...
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Vainselfia - goddess of a multitude of selfies
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    edited February 2015
    Uniperfectus and Biperfecta - twin god and goddess of doing everything right for either one or two weeks then giving up because they're not model-thin yet
  • cychogal
    cychogal Posts: 39 Member
    Forumeanthia - the goddess in of those who complain that people are too mean on the forums.
  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
    Uniperfectus and Biperfecta - twin god and goddess of doing everything right for either one or two weeks then giving up because they're not model-thin yet

    What do you expect when Impatientia gave birth to them... *eyeroll*
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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    cychogal wrote: »
    Forumeanthia - the goddess in of those who complain that people are too mean on the forums.

    laughs- Oh this is the best thread!
  • Inshape13
    Inshape13 Posts: 680 Member
    duckykissy wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    And someone needs to help me think of a name for the god/ess of doing stupid *kitten* in the name of losing 15 lbs in 3 weeks in order to look perfect in a bikini or for that bridesmaid dress.

    Glutiusmini - goddess of looking perfect in that miniskirt to make your ex feel that he/she is an idiot ??

    Diuretisus and Restrictimus-The goddess sisters of losing water weight and fitting into that bikini or mini skirt in 3 weeks.

  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
    This easily is my Top 1 thread. Crushing on all participants a bit. Where's the kissed up smiley when one needs it?
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    Oreosiris - god of insisting that any food can have a place in an overall healthful diet

    Hathorganic - goddess of clean eating evangelism
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Bloggamemnon: He holds the fate of the almighty blog in his hand!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Zeusmonitorus - manages threads gone wrong & shuts it down
  • duckykissy
    duckykissy Posts: 285 Member
    Inshape13 wrote: »
    Diuretisus and Restrictimus-The goddess sisters of losing water weight and fitting into that bikini or mini skirt in 3 weeks.

    Perfect!

    Dismisseeth- the god who says angrily that you don't need to lose weight because there are people fatter than you.
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