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Favorite Joke..... punchline only
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Wait, don't tell me. I've heard this one.0
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I never asked for a 12" pianist0
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got any grapes?0
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"Sir ... it's pronounced quiche."0
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Yes please.0
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The world's first four - loaf cleaver.0
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Because it was dead0
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They wanted a two ring ceremony0
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because she forgot to open it0
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Hmm, Wyoming... Wyoming... W!!0
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It's a nik-nak Patty Wack, now give the frog a loan0
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Oh, this? Oh no, it's just ice cream.0
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A pig like that, you eat slow.0
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Monkey_Business wrote: »It's a nik-nak Patty Wack, now give the frog a loan
LOL I love that one!
It's a moray!
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"She's on the roof"0
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Think how I feel, I have to walk out of here alone!0
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That's why you always bring someone who has a bum leg with you when you go bear hunting0
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ARGGGH...it's Driving me nuts!0
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... the card said...
"From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you."
(I laughed so hard at this, I near hurt myself!)0 -
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One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.0
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Guy in the middle is a lucky *kitten*.0
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No no no, thank YOU for the reacharound0
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women come-up with the smartest things to say and always get the last word!0
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A Reptile Dysfunction!0
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If you can help me find my car keys, we can drive out of here0
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because it was feeling crumby0
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MOOOO!0
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"Does she have a sister?"0
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Girl: Whats up?
Guy: Would you sit on it, if I tell you...0
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