MFP gods of mythology

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Shakeolythus - tries to sell everyone over priced shakes and pawn them off as being clean and containing all essential nutrients known to man kind…< which actually makes since since shakeology has an ology in it…:)
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    530roman wrote: »
    Milfalopolis - The goddesses among us that are mothers and totally able to bring sex appeal to MFP.

    <3<3<3 youre the best.
  • micheledavison39
    micheledavison39 Posts: 821 Member
    Complicatus - the Goddess of those who find counting calories too difficult and just want to know the "secret" you used
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    edited February 2015
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Plateucate- God of OMG it's been 6 days and no loss

    and don't forget his hero Platiticus who breaks all plateaus….
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Meanonenthus - the god of 'mfp is mean and his sister Unsupportidite - the goddess of MFP is not supportive ...
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Meanonenthus - the god of 'mfp is mean and his sister Unsupportidite - the goddess of MFP is not supportive ...

    laughssssss
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    staydowndumbassicus- The overseer goddess of the forums that wants to jump in and tell the dumb azzes, that keep arguing, even though they are clearly wrong, to "stay down"!
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Semanticspinus - God that influences the temper & gets one all spun up over semantics of a thread post instead of the topic at hand. Requires literal use of all terms and an extreme form of exactness in writing.
  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    Foodpoliciapholos - god of all those who upon finding out you're working on your health/weight, attempt to check out every item you eat/don't eat. (aka annoyingcoworkersicus)
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Bulkaditie - she gives woman who eat 1200 calories and lift bulky muscles….
  • tennisdude2004
    tennisdude2004 Posts: 5,609 Member
    Correctanameacus - the god who demands all diets are named correctly and in accordance to the foods that are partaken in. Followers of this god have been known to be extreme and irrational!
  • Inshape13
    Inshape13 Posts: 680 Member
    Resolutima-The goddess that rules over January 1st and drives the masses to join gyms for a month until she suddenly convinces them that they "can't find time to work out" anymore.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Impatothyous-The god who watches over the "I've been here a week and have lost nothing"s!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    Bingerita and Purgeousis- twins of massive eating lapses after consuming less that 800 calories a day for a week.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    HRMicus- god who deceives those to believe that all burns on their HRM's are completely accurate.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    Nonetiquettis- god who has followers who do stupid things like not wipe down machines, or rerack the weights.

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Impedicus - The followers of this God(mostly female) pay homage to Impedicus by holding "mothers meetings" in the direct path of oncoming swimmers.

    Impedicus is Brother to Choosealaneius.
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
    Breakupttis - Watches over relationships threads to inform you that you should just break up.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Paleoiditus - the god of eating the way caveman did and this is the most natural and healthy way to eat.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Paleoiditus - the god of eating the way caveman did and this is the most natural and healthy way to eat.
    All hail Paleoiditus!
    Lord of The One True Way!

  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    OdesAngel wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Paleoiditus - the god of eating the way caveman did and this is the most natural and healthy way to eat.
    All hail Paleoiditus!
    Lord of The One True Way!

    Grunt.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Impedicus - The followers of this God(mostly female) pay homage to Impedicus by holding "mothers meetings" in the direct path of oncoming swimmers.

    Impedicus is Brother to Choosealaneius.
    HAHAHAHA! I've seen this so many times in our pools.

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    Gruntustheloudicus- god who must make the most noise in the gym when lifting any amount of weight. Even wrist curls.

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  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Gruntustheloudicus- god who must make the most noise in the gym when lifting any amount of weight. Even wrist curls.
    Laughsssss right!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    Creepidus- god who just walks around the gym and doesn't work out to just stare at people. Brings in a gym bag and everything. What the hell is in that gym bag?

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  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Creepidus- god who just walks around the gym and doesn't work out to just stare at people. Brings in a gym bag and everything. What the hell is in that gym bag?

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    Probably left over body parts he hasn't dumped yet.
  • Just_Ceci
    Just_Ceci Posts: 5,926 Member
    I can't believe I just found this! Hilarious!

    Suckedintoiticus- god of naming forum threads that you just have to click to see what it's all about.

    Productivicious- god of wasting time at work reading forums.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    Breakupttis - Watches over relationships threads to inform you that you should just break up.

    is that why we broke up???????
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Circodides and her brother Circuitdidus - god and goddess of the circuit trainers who set up a five machine circuit during peak gym time and then complain when people take over station 1 while they are on station 3....
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    Today I was worshipping Sluggisiticus, the goddess of not wanting to log your food diary and her sister Slothetheus, the goddess of laziness. I need the great god of energy and spirit Motivus Prime to ride down on his red bull (it's got wings) and slay them with his sword of inspiration.
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