I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Granted: you are NOT holding it....together. That is why I am visiting you at the asylum. I will always be your friend, anyway. I will always bring you cake.

    Wish: I had cake

    Granted, you've got the entire band Cake there in your living room. They're performing their hit song "Going the Distance" at full volume and the entourage they have with them is making a mosh pit of your house. It's an epic pit and the damage is impressive. Rock on.

    I wish I had nickel for every time I wound up in an asylum.
  • ejdutton
    ejdutton Posts: 329 Member
    Granted but you can't work out whilst you're in there.

    I wish my fingers would warm up!
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    ejdutton wrote: »
    Granted but you can't work out whilst you're in there.

    I wish my fingers would warm up!

    Granted, but you're now overwhelmed with the compulsion to soak your fingers into other people's coffee cups. Starbucks has a restraining order out on you.

    I wish my straight jacket came in different colors.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, it is now the coat of many colors. Now the rest of your family sells you as a slave. How do you like that coat now?

    I wish I had someone to shovel all this snow for me.
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    cblue315 wrote: »
    Granted, it is now the coat of many colors. Now the rest of your family sells you as a slave. How do you like that coat now?

    I wish I had someone to shovel all this snow for me.

    Granted but they're not quite all there so they shovel the snow into your house. Your first floor is now a winter wonderland in which the neighborhood children all have their snowball fights. Your trapped in your bedroom because it's gonna be a long cold winter.

    I wish yellow snow tasted like lemonade.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted: it does, just to you. Your taste buds have been destroyed by swallowing so many bad, horrible words & phrases used to ruin wishes. But it is yellow snow- and it's not lemonade. You have weird cravings, friend.

    Wish: I could get to the next level
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted, but as you look down you are plunging toward the ground at 125mph because you let go of your rope!

    I wish I could have recent fantasies come true for a day.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    granted unfortunately that day is Feb 30th

    I wish i was a Pro NBA player
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    granted, but you break both legs first game and never play again!

    I wish I could go to culinary school
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Blam! You are there, but your hands get burned really bad by a vat of hot oil, now you have to have someone be your hands.

    I wish I could just have this last 50 pounds gone now.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    BAM.. Your left leg just fell off

    I wish me and batman were best buds
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    granted!! but all Batman's enemies become yours, and everyone you loved is killed one night at a party by Penguin and the Riddler working together to ruin your life.

    I wish I could just be the weight I want without any limited eating!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    granted but you now over eat junk and while you dont gain weight your arteries clog with grease and fat and suffer from cardiac arrest

    I wish I could win the lottery
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    granted but the stress of being rich causes you to drink yourself to death

    I wish I had unlimited supply to any and all books to satisfy my bookwormery at all hours
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Granted... but that turned you into a world-record horder and the books fell on you one night when you got up to go pee. They found you 3 days later under all your books.

    I wish we could have more cool weather ... longer than normal this year.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    granted. you're killed in the worst blizzard in recorded history.

    I wish I could have hot chocolate right now.
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
    granted but it scalds your tongue instantly and you feel it for a week

    I wish I were smarter.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    granted! but you get so smart that you know the secrets of the universe and your brain implodes :(

    I wish I had perfect hair
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Poof! You do, but then skin breaks out in rashes all over and begins to flake off.

    I wish I could own my own ranch with a lake on it.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Graned, you now own a lake of ranch dressing, mmm . . . interesting.

    I wish I did not have to go to work today.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited February 2015
    Granted, but you come down with the flu and are vomiting and have diarrhea at the same time and you are running a fever of 104.7F

    I wish we all had faster computer networks
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted - we now have super fast connections but you forget how to operate your computer.

    I wish I wasn't at work today.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You aren't today but now you have to pull 12 hour days for the next 6 months 7 days a week!

    I wish the snow would go away!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted, You make your living as a Snowboarder, So you go broke and have to work the street to feed the children!

    I wish I could snowboard!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Granted, you now can snowboard, for 3 feet before you faceplant, get amnesia and forget all you know.

    I wish I had time for a binge watch on Netflix today.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Granted! You not only Binge on Netflix but also on 50 containers of Frosting, five pizzas and six bags of chips and you now weigh 852 lbs!

    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You can but you lost your sense of taste

    I wish I could make pennies into 100 dollar bills
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can but you lost your sense of taste

    I wish I could make pennies into 100 dollar bills

    Granted, every penny in the world turns into a zinc/copper alloy $100 bill. Pockets randomly explode from the new, ridiculous and unusable currency. Wishing fountains all over the world crack and overflow due to the excess weight. People on the Empire State Building are arrested as they're pennies become deadly, weighted projectiles killing several hundred passers by below by inplaing them with large metal c-notes. Pennies from heaven? More like pennies from HELL!

    I wish I had gotten some restful sleezzzzzzzz
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    You did, however no you are in an eternal slumber that only your true love can break, and she's a germaphobe so good luck getting a kiss.

    I wish my kitty didn't get hurt.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, your kitty is just fine, but your health is now sacrificed and you have different health problems every day.
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