I grant then ruin someone's wish...

Options
1…7576788081…133

Replies

  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Options
    BAM.. Your left leg just fell off

    I wish me and batman were best buds
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Options
    granted!! but all Batman's enemies become yours, and everyone you loved is killed one night at a party by Penguin and the Riddler working together to ruin your life.

    I wish I could just be the weight I want without any limited eating!
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
    Options
    granted but you now over eat junk and while you dont gain weight your arteries clog with grease and fat and suffer from cardiac arrest

    I wish I could win the lottery
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Options
    granted but the stress of being rich causes you to drink yourself to death

    I wish I had unlimited supply to any and all books to satisfy my bookwormery at all hours
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Options
    Granted... but that turned you into a world-record horder and the books fell on you one night when you got up to go pee. They found you 3 days later under all your books.

    I wish we could have more cool weather ... longer than normal this year.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Options
    granted. you're killed in the worst blizzard in recorded history.

    I wish I could have hot chocolate right now.
  • mooglexo
    mooglexo Posts: 93
    Options
    granted but it scalds your tongue instantly and you feel it for a week

    I wish I were smarter.
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    Options
    granted! but you get so smart that you know the secrets of the universe and your brain implodes :(

    I wish I had perfect hair
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Options
    Poof! You do, but then skin breaks out in rashes all over and begins to flake off.

    I wish I could own my own ranch with a lake on it.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Options
    Graned, you now own a lake of ranch dressing, mmm . . . interesting.

    I wish I did not have to go to work today.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited February 2015
    Options
    Granted, but you come down with the flu and are vomiting and have diarrhea at the same time and you are running a fever of 104.7F

    I wish we all had faster computer networks
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
    Options
    Granted - we now have super fast connections but you forget how to operate your computer.

    I wish I wasn't at work today.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    You aren't today but now you have to pull 12 hour days for the next 6 months 7 days a week!

    I wish the snow would go away!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Options
    Granted, You make your living as a Snowboarder, So you go broke and have to work the street to feed the children!

    I wish I could snowboard!
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    Options
    Granted, you now can snowboard, for 3 feet before you faceplant, get amnesia and forget all you know.

    I wish I had time for a binge watch on Netflix today.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
    Options
    Granted! You not only Binge on Netflix but also on 50 containers of Frosting, five pizzas and six bags of chips and you now weigh 852 lbs!

    I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    You can but you lost your sense of taste

    I wish I could make pennies into 100 dollar bills
  • jaymvita
    jaymvita Posts: 5,787 Member
    Options
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    You can but you lost your sense of taste

    I wish I could make pennies into 100 dollar bills

    Granted, every penny in the world turns into a zinc/copper alloy $100 bill. Pockets randomly explode from the new, ridiculous and unusable currency. Wishing fountains all over the world crack and overflow due to the excess weight. People on the Empire State Building are arrested as they're pennies become deadly, weighted projectiles killing several hundred passers by below by inplaing them with large metal c-notes. Pennies from heaven? More like pennies from HELL!

    I wish I had gotten some restful sleezzzzzzzz
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Options
    You did, however no you are in an eternal slumber that only your true love can break, and she's a germaphobe so good luck getting a kiss.

    I wish my kitty didn't get hurt.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
    Options
    Granted, your kitty is just fine, but your health is now sacrificed and you have different health problems every day.

Categories