I grant then ruin someone's wish...

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  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, you live on the beach now, homeless with now where to go

    I wish I had something to do tonight
  • suncluster
    suncluster Posts: 539 Member
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    Granted. You need to finish your taxes

    I wish I could color my hair without having to bleach the crap out of it first
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Granted, you get to pick belly button lint at the homeless shelter. Suck it up and get to work.
    I wish I remembered what happened last night.
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, it involved starring in the donkey show eeep

    I wish I had a flying car
  • hatchey
    hatchey Posts: 33
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    Granted, but Marty McFly came back to the past to take the car back to the future.

    I wish I had a pet dinosaur
  • tibo1783
    tibo1783 Posts: 2,474 Member
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    Granted, your pet Trex goes on a rampage eating neighborhood kids, swat is brought in to take it down killing it and you in the process

    I wish I could punch through walls
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but like Jurassic park..it turns on you and your now lunch


    I wish summer was here
  • exlibrissilvio
    exlibrissilvio Posts: 69 Member
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    Granted, but you die of heatstroke.

    I wish I had infinite youth & health.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Granted but now all your family and loved ones grow old and die...you are left alone
    I wish my friends to all be happy.
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Another opportunity to double down. tibo1783 punching through walls is the only way to to make slimgirljo's friends happy, he now has broken all the bones in both hands and slimgirljo's friends are still begging for more. It turns into a gladiator type event where tibo1783 is battling with walls in a stadium full of walls. Slimgirljo's friends are now so blood thirsty they go on a rampage dragging random people off the street to battle the walls in the stadium. Slimgirljo, why are your friends so bloodthirsty?

    I wish tibo 1783 a speedy recovery for his hands and slimgirljo would find some nicer friends.
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    Granted, that guy's hands are now deadlier than ever and cause many people pain, and now she has such nice friends she doesnt even acknowledge your existence

    I wish slogans like "You don't have to agree with what the government does, but you should still support the troops" didn't exist. Such a cliche propaganda technique.

    Nvm, new wish: I wish that slogan didnt piss me off so much.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Granted, but you don't get to keep any of it.

    I wish it was spring already.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Granted but your allergies force you to stay inside anyway


    I wish I had a gardener
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you have the gardener, but in addition to plowing the ground to prep for your veggies, he is plowing through your fridge & pantry. He gets hungry. You've got nothing to dine on. It's take out again for you. Dude is wrecking your diet.

    Wish: the secret was out of the bag
  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
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    The secret is out of the bag, Victoria's secret - too bad your husband is wearing them....

    I wish I had enough calories left for popcorn.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Ha ha!

    Granted: you will, if you go outside right now & run around the house ten times like I did.

    Wish: the time was now!
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
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    Granted. And by the time you read this it's gone.

    I wish I could be a master sculptor.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you are a master in sculpting. But you suffer for your art. Cutting off ears? That's just the start of it for you. You're in pieces.

    Wish: a box of band-aids & boo boo juice for that guy.
  • AZTallguy
    AZTallguy Posts: 154 Member
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    Granted. You've created Frankenstein.

    I wish I could speed read.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Granted: you're an accomplished speed reader, but only of cereal box ingredients. Spending lots of time in the breakfast aisle from now on.

    Wish: Bloody Mary wouldn't appear in the mirror

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