Lame Jokes. And I mean REALLY lame.
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I love corney jokes /otherwise known as dad jokes!!
What do you call wood with nothing to do...Board
What kind of dog can tell time ... a watch dog.
Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bar tender says "we have a drink named after you." The grass hopper says "really you have a drink named Steve?"
My all time favorite joke
What did the Zen Budhist say to the NYC hot dog vendor.... Make me one with everything!!!
So true! Dad jokes! I miss my dad's corny ways!
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My son's favorite:
What do you call a penguin on the moon?
LOST!0 -
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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?
Because it's capital is always Dublin!0 -
Why'd the pollock take a car door with him into the desert? So he could wind the window down when he got hot.0
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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too!0
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How does an ethnocentric person change a light bulb. They hold up the light bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them0
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Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo Who?
Don't cry, it's just me0 -
Knock Knock
Who's there
Lettuce
Lettuce Who
Lettuce in and you'll find out0 -
This one might get me beat up.
Why does a woman where white on their wedding day. So they can match the other kitchen appliances.
I don't really believe this please don't hurt me.0 -
This one is my own creation.... ENJOY!!
Q: Where do Arctic Lesbians like to hang out?
A: At the Klondike Bar!!0 -
quiksylver296 wrote: »My son's favorite:
What do you call a penguin on the moon?
LOST!
I am so corny I literally LOL at this.0 -
Did you hear about the giraffe who walked into a bar?
He said " Hey everyone! The High Balls (Hi Balls) are on me!"0 -
So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra........0
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This one is fun to do to people.. Ask if they like a good knock-knock joke.. They say "sure"
Then you say "ok- you start it.." They say "knock-knock" ...you say "whose there?" -then laugh0 -
What do you call a fish with no eyes? ..... A fsh
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? ..... Because the 'P' is silent.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? ..... In his sleevies
Two dyslexics walk into a bra......
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what do you get when you mix a dyslexic, agnostic, philosopher.... someone who sits around contemplating the existence of dog0
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter-he won't come anyway0 -
Not really a joke but something I think is funny in a corny way
Why to they call a nose job rino-plasty isn't that just hurtful to the people getting it done.0 -
A bear walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Can I have a large Gin and............................................................Tonic?"
The Bartender says "Yeah sure, but what's with the big pause?"
The bear holds up his paws and says "Cause i'm a bear!!"0
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