Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • LBuehrle8
    LBuehrle8 Posts: 4,044 Member
    January of this year, I ate a dozen dunkin donuts in an hour............I had a bad habit of getting 2 donuts everytime I went to get my haircut. This one day, something took over my brain and told me to get a dozen. 2 boston creams, 2 managers specials, 2 jelly filled apple crumb, 2 powdered custard filled, 2 strawberry glazed with sprinkles and 2 chocolate glazed with sprinkles. I got to #8 and started feeling sick, but said to myself,"you are only 4 away. When is the next time you will ever do this?" so...........i finished them all. All i wanted to do the rest of the day was lay on the couch and do some heavy breathing.

    My mouth is watering
  • selena_teresa
    selena_teresa Posts: 110 Member
    I have never had a Peep. Or a Cadbury Easter creme egg. Or flaming hot cheetos. Or cookie spread. Or Nutella. I am afraid if Nutella. I don't like cheese except a tiny bit on my egg sandwich. I never had a shamrock shake. I don't like pie.
    Watermelon is better then pineapple. Yeah, I just said that Tincan. *drops mic*

    How have you even survived this long being so wrong?

    Don't get me wrong, pineapple is great, I just prefer my food not eat me as I eat it. That and watermelon just tastes better. :p
    I love how quickly you responded
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    What's not to love about donuts. However they're on my NO list. They are like sugar crack to me. So good, yet soooo bad for me.
  • Chadillac8884
    Chadillac8884 Posts: 24 Member

    Is it bad that I'm a little impressed by this? I can barely finish a whole donut.[/quote]

    Haha not at all!!! Thanks, I guess. It was a lot harder than I thought. Thankfully, Im back on MFP and being good.

  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
    I have never had a Peep. Or a Cadbury Easter creme egg. Or flaming hot cheetos. Or cookie spread. Or Nutella. I am afraid if Nutella. I don't like cheese except a tiny bit on my egg sandwich. I never had a shamrock shake. I don't like pie.
    Watermelon is better then pineapple. Yeah, I just said that Tincan. *drops mic*

    I like cheese and I tried Nutella once (ewww) but other than that, ditto.

    Nutella is scary. If you put it in the fridge it coagulates in a most unattractive fashion.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    freegrace wrote: »
    Confession #1: This thread is the reason I keep coming back to the community section and the only one I have ever posted on. I'm a chronic lurker, but for some reason this discussion makes me want to participate.

    Confession #2: I don't own a scale. I have been logging on MFP for six months, have gone from a size 20-22 to a size 14-16, but have not weighed myself. I guess at my weight to calculate my calorie goal.

    Confession #3: I don't step on the scale because I'm a bit of a head case about it. I'm pretty sure I'll have to break down and get some real numbers at some point, but I'm freaked out that the data will derail me. For now I'm just gonna keep on keepin on.

    You never have to step on a scale. Your clothing progress is tremendous and it's not about the number it's how you feel.
  • nancyat60
    nancyat60 Posts: 8 Member
    Hey everyone THE GUILT STOPS HERE Everyone gets hungry at different times I think a midnight snack is normal in or out of bed as long as you record it you are still accounting for it This is not a diet it is a way of life We are changing our lives to work for us for the rest of our life To the other smoker I still smoke openly even though I know it makes me a bad person now I just tell them my aunt lived to be 93 and smoked 3 packs a day True Story She was not really sick till the last month of her life.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    As I start planning for halloween, I get giddy thinking about candy corn and peanuts, in the same bowl.

    Ummm it's March. Are you planning already?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    nancyat60 wrote: »
    Hey everyone THE GUILT STOPS HERE Everyone gets hungry at different times I think a midnight snack is normal in or out of bed as long as you record it you are still accounting for it This is not a diet it is a way of life We are changing our lives to work for us for the rest of our life To the other smoker I still smoke openly even though I know it makes me a bad person now I just tell them my aunt lived to be 93 and smoked 3 packs a day True Story She was not really sick till the last month of her life.

    Your enthusiasm is awesome!
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    As I start planning for halloween, I get giddy thinking about candy corn and peanuts, in the same bowl.

    Ummm it's March. Are you planning already?


    aren't you?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    edited March 2015
    I handed out raisins and pencils *for Halloween one year to avoid buying (having candy) in the house ... another year I bought candy I hated so I wouldn't eat it. :blush:
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,230 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    As I start planning for halloween, I get giddy thinking about candy corn and peanuts, in the same bowl.

    Ummm it's March. Are you planning already?


    aren't you?

    I started planning the day after last halloween when I got all this years decorations half off...
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    A teacher I had a couple years ago and wasn't super close to called me "honey" today. He's done it multiple times in the past and it feels so condescending. No no no no no. My mother is the only human in the world who is allowed to call me that. I'm 80% sure I actually started exhaling smoke.

    This is funny because most people think I'm a very sweet, shy person when in reality I am a fiery inferno of rage held together loosely with caffeine and death metal.

    Oh, that's a great description! This exactly describes my youngest son as well. I may have to steal this from you! (and I'd try to put a stop to the "honey" business; that IS condescending)

    I just go...did you just call me honey? I literally did this the other day on a conference call. A guy called the women on the call girls and I stopped the call and called him out. I do this when people flush the toilet on calls too.
  • Cortelli
    Cortelli Posts: 1,369 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    I handed out raisins and pencils *for Halloween one year to avoid buying (having candy) in the house ... another year I bought candy I hated so I wouldn't eat it. :blush:

    I bet you were the popular house / apt on your block! Did you experience any "tricks" that year?

  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Cortelli wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    I handed out raisins and pencils *for Halloween one year to avoid buying (having candy) in the house ... another year I bought candy I hated so I wouldn't eat it. :blush:

    I bet you were the popular house / apt on your block! Did you experience any "tricks" that year?

    No tricks, but one kid saw the box of raisins being handed to him and had this "oh no" look on his face then said "Raisins, really?" He was fairly young.
  • uptownplum
    uptownplum Posts: 42 Member
    Your enthusiasm is awesome!

    You sir, are a gentleman.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    JarethG wrote: »
    I sneak bacon into food I cook for people who refuse to eat it.

    Ummm I hope they are not vegetarian because the consequences are nasty. I have been vegetarian for 20 years. I know.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,230 Member
    edited March 2015
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    JarethG wrote: »
    I sneak bacon into food I cook for people who refuse to eat it.

    Ummm I hope they are not vegetarian because the consequences are nasty. I have been vegetarian for 20 years. I know.

    I made choc chip and bacon cookies once, and a vegetarian ate one. I felt really bad because everyone in my area knew they had bacon but I didn't really think what would happen if someone from another area wandered over, and it's pretty fair to assume that a cookie would be bacon free. Now I put post-its on my goodies so people know what they're in for.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    As I start planning for halloween, I get giddy thinking about candy corn and peanuts, in the same bowl.

    Ummm it's March. Are you planning already?


    aren't you?

    My son wants to be a "Superhero Butterfly." I'm thinking of introducing him to Tick and seeing if he's interested in going as Arthur, but that's a rather adult-themed comic for a 4-year old. We might be creating a brand new superhero for him.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,230 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    As I start planning for halloween, I get giddy thinking about candy corn and peanuts, in the same bowl.

    Ummm it's March. Are you planning already?


    aren't you?

    My son wants to be a "Superhero Butterfly." I'm thinking of introducing him to Tick and seeing if he's interested in going as Arthur, but that's a rather adult-themed comic for a 4-year old. We might be creating a brand new superhero for him.

    There's always Killer Moth?

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    JarethG wrote: »
    I sneak bacon into food I cook for people who refuse to eat it.

    Ummm I hope they are not vegetarian because the consequences are nasty. I have been vegetarian for 20 years. I know.

    I think they'd probably get over it pretty quick if there wasn't enough for them to even notice, though I still think it's kind of a dick move for vegos (no judgement - we all make dick moves). I was also thinking of those who avoid it for religious reasons. In their eyes, they've now sinned through now fault of their own, and have no way to atone for it because they are completely unaware. Now you're sending people to hell. I think we need to take a step back and re-evaluate our actions when we're condemning people to eternal damnation.
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    I handed out raisins and pencils *for Halloween one year to avoid buying (having candy) in the house ... another year I bought candy I hated so I wouldn't eat it. :blush:
    My family just doesn't buy candy to hand out to kids. Anything Halloween related I buy is for myself or someone I know.
  • girldownsouth
    girldownsouth Posts: 920 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    A teacher I had a couple years ago and wasn't super close to called me "honey" today. He's done it multiple times in the past and it feels so condescending. No no no no no. My mother is the only human in the world who is allowed to call me that. I'm 80% sure I actually started exhaling smoke.

    This is funny because most people think I'm a very sweet, shy person when in reality I am a fiery inferno of rage held together loosely with caffeine and death metal.

    Oh, that's a great description! This exactly describes my youngest son as well. I may have to steal this from you! (and I'd try to put a stop to the "honey" business; that IS condescending)

    I just go...did you just call me honey? I literally did this the other day on a conference call. A guy called the women on the call girls and I stopped the call and called him out. I do this when people flush the toilet on calls too.

    I find it worse when I'm the only female in the room, which is not unusual in my industry, and someone uses something like 'boys', I call them out every time.
  • Mpol2
    Mpol2 Posts: 442 Member
    FroggyBug wrote: »

    I bought cookie butter because of this thread. It was pretty tasty!

    I bought some a couple weeks ago because of this thread, but have not tried it yet because I have no idea what to put it on!!!

    A spoon.
  • landfish
    landfish Posts: 255 Member
    lemurcat12 wrote: »
    Another confession: an industry magazine with a photo of me looking pretty good (one of the first photos since I lost the weight) came out, which I've been waiting for. But it turns out a woman I used to work with who is the same age and has a similar resume as me for the first part of her career, but then went on to be way more successful, is on the cover and there's this great puff piece about her with lots of people I know and respect quoted with anecdotes about how amazing she is. I like this woman, and she deserves it, and I'm generally happy with my career and life (and not that ambitious most of the time, as demonstrated by the fact I'm screwing around here), but I'm currently jealous and kicking myself for being a lazy slug who consistently stepped on my own feet and squandered all my opportunities to be extremely impressive and successful like her.

    It's stupid, and I know I have amazing good fortune and should just count my blessings and will get over it soon, but I want to go home and cry. (I'm going to go lift weights instead.)

    I ended up with an assortment of proteges last time I came back from overseas, two of whom were a married couple. I helped one of them get his first post-college job at a big company I used to work for (and now work at as a contractor) and I've helped another one of them as she went through college, started interviewing for jobs and started her career.

    The dude started out at a higher pay grade and making more money than I did (I'm 18 years older than he is). The woman is on her third job in two years out of college and is pretty close to me now in terms of salary.

    On the one hand, mentor win for me big time. On the other hand, they did in about 3 years each what it took me 25 years to do. I'm done mentoring these two. Time to start taking career advice from them.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    Because I've always been pretty good at maths I always get the job of bill splitter. People tip what I decide they're tipping... [/quote]

    Me too. And usually I pay the most. Because I am the one drinking the most (why does alcohol cost so much more than food????).

  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    As I start planning for halloween, I get giddy thinking about candy corn and peanuts, in the same bowl.

    Ummm it's March. Are you planning already?


    aren't you?

    God no. I hate Halloween. You never plan right. End up with too much candy you need to get rid of. Or show up at a party where you look like an idiot. All of which I had done.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    uptownplum wrote: »
    Your enthusiasm is awesome!

    You sir, are a gentleman.

    I spoke nothing but the truth.
  • Oberon21
    Oberon21 Posts: 13,235 Member
    pofoster21 wrote: »
    JarethG wrote: »
    I sneak bacon into food I cook for people who refuse to eat it.

    Ummm I hope they are not vegetarian because the consequences are nasty. I have been vegetarian for 20 years. I know.

    I made choc chip and bacon cookies once, and a vegetarian ate one. I felt really bad because everyone in my area knew they had bacon but I didn't really think what would happen if someone from another area wandered over, and it's pretty fair to assume that a cookie would be bacon free. Now I put post-its on my goodies so people know what they're in for.

    I accidentally ate a 'vegetarian fajita' at a chilies once. The didn't wash the pan between orders. I was up all night with 'the runs'. I make sure now they use a fresh pan. TMI but it was nasty.
  • Chadillac8884
    Chadillac8884 Posts: 24 Member
    This thread is great!!!!!!