Detox before weight loss?

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  • ZijadaC
    ZijadaC Posts: 20 Member
    Wish I had read this before I spent money on a detox
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, I will give you some free advice, but for full instructions, you'll have to buy my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
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  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    I have just realised that in order to attempt the Peep Cleanse in the UK I would have to invest oodles of spondoolies

    5 yellow peeps would set me back £3.73. That's $5.56.

    Wow - these detoxes sure am 'spensive
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, don't listen to all this negativity. I've had a lot of success with a cleanse I developed. It's helped rid my liver of a lot of excess toxins and, after 3 rounds, my body is nearly 95% chemical free. Let me know if you want more info.

    Was this flagged for sarcasm?

  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
    totaldetermination wrote: »
    step 4

    The peep cleanse begins

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    We need more peeps.....

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  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    CountessKitteh wrote: »
    christinev297 wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, I will give you some free advice, but for full instructions, you'll have to buy my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
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    God give it a rest. Maybe just once try and contribute something useful to a thread...

    Satire isn't useful? Man, my high school lit teacher lied to me, and Jonathan Swift is a fraud.

    Wait, isn't that the guy who recommended eating babies? Because I tried that, and it didn't help me lose weight at all.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Your body detoxes everyday.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Your body detoxes everyday.

    If you use the bathroom everyday?
  • janejellyroll
    janejellyroll Posts: 25,763 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Your body detoxes everyday.

    If you use the bathroom everyday?

    If you're going 24 hours without eliminating any liquid or solid waste, you should probably get that looked at. Or at least start drinking water.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    CountessKitteh wrote: »
    christinev297 wrote: »
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    OP, I will give you some free advice, but for full instructions, you'll have to buy my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM): Detoxification & De-Chemicalization of the Body, Purification of the Soul.
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    God give it a rest. Maybe just once try and contribute something useful to a thread...

    Satire isn't useful? Man, my high school lit teacher lied to me, and Jonathan Swift is a fraud.

    Wait, isn't that the guy who recommended eating babies? Because I tried that, and it didn't help me lose weight at all.

    You've got to cover them in yellow granulated sugar first.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    Could possibly be an adjunct to the Peep Cleanse for those who really want to go hardcore.
  • snickerscharlie
    snickerscharlie Posts: 8,578 Member
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
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    Could possibly be an adjunct to the Peep Cleanse for those who really want to go hardcore.

    I highly recommend these. They're delicious and just generic enough to make even the most squeamish launch into baby-eating nirvana.
  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    I haven't read anything other than OP. I'm sure it's safe to assume that no one has been able to name a single one of these mythological toxinz? In to start my list of toxins that a detox removes.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    magerum wrote: »
    I haven't read anything other than OP. I'm sure it's safe to assume that no one has been able to name a single one of these mythological toxinz? In to start my list of toxins that a detox removes.

    I can't name them, but they're all scary and bad, bad, bad and should be ashamed of themselves.

  • magerum
    magerum Posts: 12,589 Member
    clperrault89 wrote: »
    elias1609 wrote: »
    People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?

    It's always funny when people respond as if you just insulted their mom by asking a simple question. If you really want to do something with some type of cleanse just drink 2 cups warm water and 2 tbsp lemon juice right away in the morning and eat as would normally all day, it is a natural "detox" BUT with lemon's other benefits it's worth it. Honestly though it's great even if you decide not to do a detox.

    What are you detoxing again?


    Second though, I don't even care. Have fun with your bitter water. I'll leave this here incase someone actually can answer the question for the masses.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
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    Could possibly be an adjunct to the Peep Cleanse for those who really want to go hardcore.

    I highly recommend these. They're delicious and just generic enough to make even the most squeamish launch into baby-eating nirvana.

    WHAT are these? I do not recognize this sugar product.
  • IsaackGMOON
    IsaackGMOON Posts: 3,358 Member
    These detox threads make me laugh
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    elias1609 wrote: »
    People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?

    Your body detoxes itself naturally using your liver and kidneys.

    (See ppl from that other thread, I'm responding!)
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
    tincanonastring wrote: »
    snickerscharlie wrote: »
    Step 2:
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    This cleanser is using high-test "water" to mix the drink. That's an advanced technique, and I cover customized cleansing like that in Chapter 201: Peep Into the Future: How To Take The Peep Cleanse To The Next Level of my upcoming book, The 10 Day Master Peep Cleanse(TM); My Life On 2200 Calories of Peeps A Day, or Why Is Everyone Shaking? Are We Having An Earthquake? I Don't Feel Anything.

    Marry me.
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    crazyjerseygirl wrote: »
    elias1609 wrote: »
    People keep telling me that I have to detox my body before dieting, or I will loose little to no weight. Is this true?

    Your body detoxes itself naturally using your liver and kidneys.

    (See ppl from that other thread, I'm responding!)

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