Confession Time! ((ABSOLUTELY NO JUDGEMENT))

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  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    JPW1990 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Confession: The 'Pushy Co-Workers' thread in Food & Nutrition is a real read. Wow, glad I am not the OP. I can only imagine the amount of people who want to ask questions but don't. :|

    We're all *kitten* here outside of this thread, I think. I just jumped down some dude's throat on another thread for not answering a question when he replied to a different comment and he wasn't even the one to whom I asked the question!

    This one is taking off now, too. http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10120082/for-my-people-simple-tip/p1

    It already has spiders and Moses on page 1.

    I mean, I like you, but *kitten* off for showing me that. Why don't you want me to get anything done?
  • ddrhellbunny
    ddrhellbunny Posts: 119 Member
    So I about to go to work right now and I'm pretty sure my manager is going to make me taste some wine tonight so that way I can describe and recommend pairing for customers...
    I have about 20 wines to go through.

    can I tell you how GLAD I am that I actually have room in it for today and everything else is prelogged?

    +1 for wine.

    Now, I hope they don't try to do a food tasting alone with it because I will for sure go over for the day.

    We can save that for tomorrow :]
  • katalinax87
    katalinax87 Posts: 146 Member
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    Confession 1: For the first time ever, I decided to get some movement in on my lunch break at work. I am sure I burned extra calories, as I was going "faster" than the video because I was so paranoid someone would come back from lunch early and see me. (I am the only female in a 16 employee workplace)

    Confession 2: I do not understand peoples' obsession with beards (no offense "Tincan"...I think you are great and one of the main reasons I come back every day). When I see posts with actors pre and post beard, I ALWAYS think they are way better looking without the beard. Just not a fan, I guess. That being said, I haven't seen my husband without a goatee (not a REAL beard, I know) for over 12 years.

    I've NEVER seen my husband without a mustache and we've been together for 15 years. I think it would be really weird! Can't even picture it, really.

    My husband shaved once in the 17 years we have been together and I couldn't even look at him. It was like a stranger walked in the room.

    I just remembered my 2 year old daughter crying very hard when he tried to play/cuddle with her. That much of a change.

    My partner has a grade 1 hair cut but often leaves it ages between cuts. He looks so different after a haircut that when my daughter was a baby she would not recognise him and would scream if he tried to hold her.
  • JPW1990
    JPW1990 Posts: 2,424 Member
    JPW1990 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Confession: The 'Pushy Co-Workers' thread in Food & Nutrition is a real read. Wow, glad I am not the OP. I can only imagine the amount of people who want to ask questions but don't. :|

    We're all *kitten* here outside of this thread, I think. I just jumped down some dude's throat on another thread for not answering a question when he replied to a different comment and he wasn't even the one to whom I asked the question!

    This one is taking off now, too. http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10120082/for-my-people-simple-tip/p1

    It already has spiders and Moses on page 1.

    I mean, I like you, but *kitten* off for showing me that. Why don't you want me to get anything done?

    This is why when I'm working, I don't even open MFP to log. There have been days I've come in to add a string cheese and been here for an hour after, then still forget to log the damn cheese.
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    So I about to go to work right now and I'm pretty sure my manager is going to make me taste some wine tonight so that way I can describe and recommend pairing for customers...
    I have about 20 wines to go through.

    can I tell you how GLAD I am that I actually have room in it for today and everything else is prelogged?

    +1 for wine.

    Now, I hope they don't try to do a food tasting alone with it because I will for sure go over for the day.

    We can save that for tomorrow :]

    As a food buyer, I have to know much about wine too, I go to tastings and have a fun "wine wheel" to help describe the flavors of wines.

    Another movie recommendation, it's called "Somm" and it's a documentary about 4-5 guys who are all going for their Master Sommolier exams. If you want to see a perfect case study for narcissism and obsessive compulsion.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    edited March 2015
    81Katz wrote: »
    Confession: The 'Pushy Co-Workers' thread in Food & Nutrition is a real read. Wow, glad I am not the OP. I can only imagine the amount of people who want to ask questions but don't. :|

    I saw that one.

    It reminded me too much of the time my SO, his son and I were supposed to go out of town together and the son wanted to go to a particular restaurant for supper. SO asked him to check out the menu online to see if there was anything I would like (I eat pescetarian) and the son said, "They'll have salads, she can just order one of those". Grrrr.

    I'm not on a diet, nor am I vegetarian... a salad is not a "meal" in my world, it's a starter... and if we're going out for a nice dinner I sure as hell don't want to order just a salad.

    I totally over-identified with that poor girl.

    edit: spelling
  • sherbear702
    sherbear702 Posts: 649 Member
    edited March 2015
    I hate the word "delicious." It sounds so stupid to me. Especially when a guy says it.

    I also hate when people say (or type) nom nom nom to indicate that something is delicious.

    I have no idea why these things bother me.........

    My better half insists that you cannot use the word "delicious" to describe beverages.

    I respectfully disagree with your better half. For exampe "That beer was DELICIOUS I think I'll have 10 more."

    It's all about context you see.
  • mkn69
    mkn69 Posts: 7 Member
    jdhcm2006 wrote: »
    ovinas1 wrote: »
    jdhcm2006 wrote: »
    mkakids wrote: »
    When people ask me or my brother what our favorite dessert is and we say "brownie batter", they always look at us quizzically and say "...brownies, you mean?" No. Delicious, raw-eggy brownie batter.

    While I sympathize with the weekly trap you've found yourself in, I'm glad to have found another Batter Enthusiast.

    (Are you making it from scratch, or using box mix? I can't keep any sort of quick desert options in the house. If I want something sweet, I have to make it, so it happens less often. Not that brownie batter is hard to whip up....)

    Have you even frozen brownie batter? OMG......AMAZING. it never fully solidifies, and is like batter soft serve. Heaven!

    Today I had to actively stop myself from buying a box of brownie mix today at Target and doing this. I had the box in my hand and everything. And I was trying to think of ways to portion them, so I could have frozen brownie batter for the next week or so.

    I know, I want to do it also. Shhhhh >:)

    LOL. This may be the wrong thread for us! :p

    I'm thinking the same thing! I'm this close to going to get this stuff after work!
  • ladybuggnorris
    ladybuggnorris Posts: 276 Member
    Good news!

    For those of you who do not like the taste of Marshmallow Peeps, you can still get all the benefits of the cleanse, without the nasty Peep taste!

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  • breezy0906
    breezy0906 Posts: 164 Member
    I don't call my beard a beard, I call it "thigh-liner."

    Edit, that sounds way more crude than I intended, when I'm being playful and get a comment on my beard, I'll refer to it as my thigh-liner. I don't just stand around calling it that.

    I don't usually type lol or say I laughed out loud, because I want that *kitten* to have meaning.

    LOL at your edit. I died.

    LOLOLOLOLOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • breezy0906
    breezy0906 Posts: 164 Member
    I hate the taste of red wine but sometimes i drink it to impress people.
  • DressedInDreams
    DressedInDreams Posts: 96 Member
    Just had Chips Ahoy ice cream cake for dinner. Yum!
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    edited March 2015
    Good news!

    For those of you who do not like the taste of Marshmallow Peeps, you can still get all the benefits of the cleanse, without the nasty Peep taste!

    asiqeo6l8qqo.jpg

    Motherf.....

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    This is going to destroy my profit margin!
  • JPW1990
    JPW1990 Posts: 2,424 Member
    Good news!

    For those of you who do not like the taste of Marshmallow Peeps, you can still get all the benefits of the cleanse, without the nasty Peep taste!

    asiqeo6l8qqo.jpg

    Motherf.....

    200.gif

    This is going to destroy my profit margin!

    After you posted the what do peeps do gif in that other thread, my mind went to "What does the Peep say?". I guess we have the answer now. Get your parody video out before Easter and you can make up the margin easy.
  • ladybuggnorris
    ladybuggnorris Posts: 276 Member
    Good news!

    For those of you who do not like the taste of Marshmallow Peeps, you can still get all the benefits of the cleanse, without the nasty Peep taste!

    asiqeo6l8qqo.jpg

    Motherf.....

    200.gif

    This is going to destroy my profit margin!

    I see my profit margins going through the roof, though! Sorry "Tincan"!
  • curlylocks302
    curlylocks302 Posts: 38 Member
    These bites of heaven. 42800008831.jpg

    So so bad for you, but I could down a whole bag myself.
  • littled1986
    littled1986 Posts: 101 Member
    These bites of heaven. 42800008831.jpg

    So so bad for you, but I could down a whole bag myself.

    I just drooled
  • YokiLenko
    YokiLenko Posts: 89 Member
    I don't put salad dressing into MFP
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Confession: The 'Pushy Co-Workers' thread in Food & Nutrition is a real read. Wow, glad I am not the OP. I can only imagine the amount of people who want to ask questions but don't. :|

    I saw that one.

    It reminded me too much of the time my SO, his son and I were supposed to go out of town together and the son wanted to go to a particular restaurant for supper. SO asked him to check out the menu online to see if there was anything I would like (I eat pescetarian) and the son said, "They'll have salads, she can just order one of those". Grrrr.

    I'm not on a diet, nor am I vegetarian... a salad is not a "meal" in my world, it's a starter... and if we're going out for a nice dinner I sure as hell don't want to order just a salad.

    I totally over-identified with that poor girl.

    edit: spelling

    Missed that thread, but yeah... I don't order salads, ever. Last time I did, it was a pitiful amount of food and I was starving 2 hours later. It's either that or 1000 calories worth of cheese, nuts and dressing... I'll pass. I can make my own salads at home...
  • Mpol2
    Mpol2 Posts: 442 Member


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    Isn't there a 2nd stomach for dessert?

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    Yes and I taught my kids to believe they had two tummies....regular and dessert.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,167 Member
    I confess that it irritates the crap out of me that so many people think they're the first to discover an issue and start a "Is the database down?" thread when if they took 4 seconds to look, they'd see that there are 9 topics about it on the first page of "Recent Topics" alone.

    But I may be hangry.
  • Talkradio
    Talkradio Posts: 388 Member
    I confess that it irritates the crap out of me that so many people think they're the first to discover an issue and start a "Is the database down?" thread when if they took 4 seconds to look, they'd see that there are 9 topics about it on the first page of "Recent Topics" alone.

    But I may be hangry.

    Yuuuuup.

  • CoffeeSlayer
    CoffeeSlayer Posts: 20 Member
    Confession 2: I do not understand peoples' obsession with beards (no offense "Tincan"...I think you are great and one of the main reasons I come back every day). When I see posts with actors pre and post beard, I ALWAYS think they are way better looking without the beard. Just not a fan, I guess. That being said, I haven't seen my husband without a goatee (not a REAL beard, I know) for over 12 years.

    My Dad always had a big burly beard when I was a kid. When I was 8 I begged my Dad to shave his beard off for the annual father/daughter Girl Scout banquet. He shaved it all off! Of course he grew it out again, but after that I always loved his beard.
    Confession: My Dad is my hero.
  • ladybuggnorris
    ladybuggnorris Posts: 276 Member
    Confession 2: I do not understand peoples' obsession with beards (no offense "Tincan"...I think you are great and one of the main reasons I come back every day). When I see posts with actors pre and post beard, I ALWAYS think they are way better looking without the beard. Just not a fan, I guess. That being said, I haven't seen my husband without a goatee (not a REAL beard, I know) for over 12 years.

    My Dad always had a big burly beard when I was a kid. When I was 8 I begged my Dad to shave his beard off for the annual father/daughter Girl Scout banquet. He shaved it all off! Of course he grew it out again, but after that I always loved his beard.
    Confession: My Dad is my hero.

    I have also only ever seen my Dad once without a beard. He is very handsome with it. He does, however, usually keep it neat and trim.
  • berlynnwall
    berlynnwall Posts: 669 Member
    Someone I know started trying to lose weight around the same time as I did, and she told me that "the first 20 lbs will be so easy to lose". Now, she may have been referring to water weight, but that comment irritated me so much. It was just they way she said it. I've been working hard, and she has made no changes and guess who is actually losing? So easy. I have been enjoying people noticing my loss in front of her.
  • lindainprogress
    lindainprogress Posts: 129 Member
    I recently started going to Orange Theory, I wear 2 bras so no one gets hurt!!!
  • Italian_Buju
    Italian_Buju Posts: 8,030 Member

    I confess that I get irritated when I come back to this thread after being at work and there are 300+ new comments, and I feel like I rush through them and even skip some to catch up, and then hours and hours later, I have time to sit here, and there 11 new comments.....exactly what happened today......

    Don't you guys know you are all supposed to be online at the same times I am! :p
  • AgentOrangeJuice
    AgentOrangeJuice Posts: 1,069 Member
    edited March 2015
    such disappoint! I had an hour at the dojo, 30 minutes for dinner and an hour and a half at the gym, and I come back to 11 comments? they're good comments, and i'm curious as to what Orange Theory is, but I was at least expecting a terrible room mate prank/revenge story

    There's only 14 posts left until 666. I don't want build this up too much, but seriously, what kind of terrible things have I done!?
  • Kalici
    Kalici Posts: 685 Member
    I have a friend who is literally over a foot and a half taller than I am. He quite happily admits that he eats way too much. Yet almost every day that I see him he'll tell me at one point or another that I can eat some damned thing (that I don't even want in the first place) calorie wise and it'll be fine because I'm always exercising. I've explained that I can't. I've explained that I don't want whatever it is. I've also explained that I won't. He will not stop. I confess I am getting resentful and I feel stabby.
  • SoulOfRusalka
    SoulOfRusalka Posts: 1,201 Member
    Kalici wrote: »
    I have a friend who is literally over a foot and a half taller than I am. He quite happily admits that he eats way too much. Yet almost every day that I see him he'll tell me at one point or another that I can eat some damned thing (that I don't even want in the first place) calorie wise and it'll be fine because I'm always exercising. I've explained that I can't. I've explained that I don't want whatever it is. I've also explained that I won't. He will not stop. I confess I am getting resentful and I feel stabby.

    I hate it when people do this.
    Hate. It.
    If I do not want food you have no right to force it upon me. I am telling the truth when I say I don't want it. I'm not being polite or demure and I don't need to be talked into it. I just really, really do not want to eat whatever it is.
    I get stabby really easily.