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We broke up because...
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Because Brass Monkey is way more fun0
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I loved the beach he loved the snow.0
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spent too much time at the beach..0
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She hated seeing me surf0
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She looked fantastic in Bangs and I was Jealous!0
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Farted the entire alphabet during dinner0
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slacked on his push ups...0
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He wasn't an Aerosmith fan.0
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The NY accent got to me.0
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He would never wear a real shirt.0
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She, like a cell phone bill, had hidden fees.0
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Only new how to cook liver and onions.0
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Hated my australian accent ...only wanted to hear italian0
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She didn't like New Zealand wines0
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She had issues with rocket fuel.....0
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I didn't like his waterbed0
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It wasn't a watered until you showed up0
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He couldn't keep up with my needs0
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NEEDS!
I thought you said weeds.
I don't do weed. Let's try again!0 -
She couldnt keep up with mine0
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No one can, Jo.0
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He refused to wear a swimsuit -and I bought him this hot speedo0
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She wouldn't let me pull her hair during sex0
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He pulled my hair too hard ...I had a bald patch starting ...and the bites and scratches were getting hard to cover0
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She always stealing my black hair dye....0
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Thought she was a Lotus Elise, not just a flower.0
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Made me bath in beer0
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