MFP gods of mythology

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,022 Member
    Juiciticus- Joe Cross's favorite god. Lots of people offer blenders of juice for sacrifice.

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    crossfiticus - the god of mixing weight training with gymnastics
  • JeriAnne84
    JeriAnne84 Posts: 543 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    JeriAnne84 wrote: »
    Breakupttis - Watches over relationships threads to inform you that you should just break up.

    is that why we broke up???????

    gods have a sick sense of humor...and can be dicks sometimes.
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    Hahaha omg this thread is hilarious!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Spamalotican - God Of Baba-ji-bring back lostlove-have big business-interacial family solution et al
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,022 Member
    MrsBooBear wrote: »
    Spamalotican - God Of Baba-ji-bring back lostlove-have big business-interacial family solution et al
    Hahahahaha! One of the best ones yet!

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    ;)
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Ceci_O_K wrote: »
    I can't believe I just found this! Hilarious!

    Suckedintoiticus- god of naming forum threads that you just have to click to see what it's all about.

    Productivicious- god of wasting time at work reading forums.

    laughsssss! Fills our days!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    setlodities - the god of asking how many sets you have left…..
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    Aphrodiet - goddess of new members seeking to loose weight quickly
  • CipherZero
    CipherZero Posts: 1,418 Member
    cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
    Aphrodiet - goddess of new members seeking to loose weight quickly

    Grammarcoious - THAT God who points out the word is lose, not loose. :p
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Uranustearsupicuss - God of butt hurt
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Loosiditus - the goddess of loosing weight….
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    Loosiditus - the goddess of loosing weight….

    cackling
  • cheshirecatastrophe
    cheshirecatastrophe Posts: 1,395 Member
    CipherZero wrote: »
    cheshirecatastrophe wrote: »
    Aphrodiet - goddess of new members seeking to loose weight quickly

    Grammarcoious - THAT God who points out the word is lose, not loose. :p

    That god needs to work on prevention and not cleanup...
  • ljohnson216
    ljohnson216 Posts: 89 Member
    Notslickatallseus: the god that tricks men at the gym into thinking that woman don't notice when they are checking them out. He is related to the twin goddesses Eyerollia and Quitgawkingila, who over see said women.

    Whatadopeheis usually hangs around with Notslickatallseus and provides entertainment for everyone else at the gym watching the interactions.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited February 2015
    ProMEATheus: He is "pro" meat, and "pro" protein...oh what the hell, I'll just say it he's just a meathead, but he pre-dates Zeus and so yeah the other deities just put up with him and his limited vocab/diet. He is the one that invented the porterhouse cut and that giant bag of separately frozen chicken breasts at Costco.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    PIEris: MFP goddess of pies and rainbows. And rainbow pies.

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    But not unicorns or glitter, never that.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    ljohnson216 wrote: »
    Notslickatallseus: the god that tricks men at the gym into thinking that woman don't notice when they are checking them out. He is related to the twin goddesses Eyerollia and Quitgawkingila, who over see said women.

    Whatadopeheis usually hangs around with Notslickatallseus and provides entertainment for everyone else at the gym watching the interactions.

    Sounds like+the creepidicus one.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,022 Member
    Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »
    Uranustearsupicuss - God of butt hurt
    Bwahahaha!

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  • ninerbuff
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    Specialsnowflaticia- goddess whose genetics apparently supercede those of mortals

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    edited February 2015
    Oh look! Its STARTemis, she just started her weight loss journey all over again.

    Again!

    She's gonna do it "the right way this time" though.

    For reals.

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    ninerbuff wrote: »
    Specialsnowflaticia- goddess whose genetics apparently supercede those of mortals

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    WHY would you anger such a magical goddess?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Boobthena

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    Original maker of the "invisibility cloak" but she didn't think to get a patent so now JK rowlings acts like she thought of it first. Archeologists have uncovered its original use was not to hide from voldemorts but rather to make cleavage avatar pics invisible to mods, prudes, and holy rollers and therefore many, Many, MANY an MFPer has thusly had their cleavage shots go unnoticed and amassed Hyooge friends lists in the blink of an eye. All hail.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,022 Member
    MyChocolateDiet wrote: »
    Boobthena

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    Original maker of the "invisibility cloak" but she didn't think to get a patent so now JK rowlings acts like she thought of it first. Archeologists have uncovered its original use was not to hide from voldemorts but rather to make cleavage avatar pics invisible to mods, prudes, and holy rollers and therefore many, Many, MANY an MFPer has thusly had their cleavage shots go unnoticed and amassed Hyooge friends lists in the blink of an eye. All hail.
    Hahaha!

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  • ninerbuff
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    ItWorksina- goddess wrapped in saran claiming it reduces wrinkled loose skin.

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  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Requesticus Blankitus - God of the no message Friend Requests.
  • hevva9
    hevva9 Posts: 3 Member
    This is a fab thread....has anyone else like me worshipped at the Shrine of Thinneus...his temple is a big cabinet usually white or stainless steel that usually has two doors. AKA The Fridge Fairy. LOL
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Hysterical!

    Synapsea - God of Neuro-organization - Promises that everything will fire on all fronts by following the rules
  • ninerbuff
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    Cellulitica- goddess who can get rid of cellulite with some cool creams and exfoliant sponges.

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