We broke up because...

Options
1…10701071107310751076…4039

Replies

  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Options
    Scientology.
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Options
    Always used science against me!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
    Options
    I thought she was more VP
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    When I asked why his balls were yellow he just giggled...a lot...I think he's still giggling
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
    Options
    And fuzzy. She didn't like fuzzy. She wanted all smooooooooth like the rest of things.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    he's still giggling.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    I begged please let me see your face. He said no. In my head he's the most handsome man ever but I'll never know because we broke up
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    He didn't want to skate with me. He said touching girls is icky
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
    Options
    she liked the canadians go Red Wings
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    Always wanted to recreate hockey fights. That was weird
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    He didn't like my cooking. Said his mom's was better. I said fine, go home to her
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    Options
    she kept smacking me on the *kitten* - i dont like to be smacked on the *kitten*
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    He didn't keep the hot tub hot enough. It was more a lukewarm tub
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    He wouldn't let me talk to anyone else
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    Ci dispiace Tony ma spero di imparare prima di luglio
  • Nicospan
    Nicospan Posts: 1,175 Member
    Options
    Alisontheice wrote: »
    Ci dispiace Tony ma spero di imparare prima di luglio

    Anvedi! meglio de te parla @Tonydevolani_
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
    Options
    What did you call me? He intimidated me with his linguistic skills.
  • countscalories
    countscalories Posts: 418 Member
    Options
    Break up? With a neck like his? Not on your life!
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    Options
    He criticized my Italian
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Options
    That cow bell went everywhere with us

Categories