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We broke up because...

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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She told me to leave, no real explanation; just leave. So I left.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    Tried to show her with tacos and sausages, still didn't click.

    LMAO! Nose snorted on that!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    She told me to leave, no real explanation; just leave. So I left.

    I told him "hey look at that leaf" obviously he'd hard of hearing.
  • bestintheworld842
    bestintheworld842 Posts: 190 Member
    because I was outta her league
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    I told him "hey look at that leaf" obviously he'd hard of hearing.
    aah!, it was autumn...

    Prolly for the best, she just never did dig me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Got all paranoid when I started to dig...
    (a hole in the back yard)
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    forced me to eat donut, after donut...listen lady i'm trying to lose weight!
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    He was obsessed with with Redbull, he drank it day and night and would add it into his cooking.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out where she got her last name! She was NUTZ!!!! :fearful:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    edited April 2015
    bestintheworld842 wrote: »
    because I was outta her league

    He played for the wrong team! He was in little league and I was in the Majors!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I found out where she got her last name! She was NUTZ!!!! :fearful: [/quote

    She had too much baggage from her last relationship!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    didnt have enough lollipops
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    I couldn't keep up with her changing likes and dislikes...she loved lollipops, then she hated them, she liked pink, then she was disgusted by it.
  • burning2much
    burning2much Posts: 4,846 Member
    You never smile
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    burning2much wrote: »
    You never smile

    You never gave me a reason to! :cry:

  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    she wanted me to entertain her!
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    I would like to watch that.
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    He was such a peeping tom , it was embarrassing
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
    edited April 2015
    She was always bare assed. ALWAYS! ... wait, that was why we got together in the first place. I have no idea why it didn't work out. Last I saw her she was driving away with a crazy man in this car:
    assman.jpg
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    Emmafire wrote: »
    He was such a peeping tom , it was embarrassing

    Shhh... I told you I would let you look when they came back in the room . Can never take direction can you?
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
    deviboy1592 wrote: »
    Emmafire wrote: »
    He was such a peeping tom , it was embarrassing

    Shhh... I told you I would let you look when they came back in the room . Can never take direction can you?

    He tried to bad mouth me , I flashed him ; I won lol
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    She wouldn't do yoga naked
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    @emmafire told me she was doing yoga but it looked more like Twister with @monstalosta
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he kept getting yoga and twister confused
  • Maxximius
    Maxximius Posts: 24 Member
    edited April 2015
    She fell for @kjm3579 and his yoga. I couldnt bend that way
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    He thought he was having sex, but he was just taking a vigorous bath with stuffed animals.
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
    He took longer to get ready than me! :)
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    She always wore pjs
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He always insisted I wear socks. In the shower, in bed, during our horizontal aerobics...
  • bestintheworld842
    bestintheworld842 Posts: 190 Member
    she always wore my hat when I said no

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