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  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
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    He had a waaay better body than me... too good for me
  • bestintheworld842
    bestintheworld842 Posts: 190 Member
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    saw her without clothes walked out because of how beautiful she is
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
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    No waaay. Ok, we didn't break up
  • bestintheworld842
    bestintheworld842 Posts: 190 Member
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    still together 5 mins strong
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
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    Can I cuddle you now? :D
  • bestintheworld842
    bestintheworld842 Posts: 190 Member
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    lets meet up already :D
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He's really not best in the world…top 8 maybe but not best
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    She leans as she texts ppl so that her text messages appear in italics; flippin' drove me nutz trying to read them
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    She leans as she texts ppl so that her text messages appear in italics; flippin' drove me nutz trying to read them

    LOL!

    He was too funny, I couldn't take him seriously
  • pest3147
    pest3147 Posts: 617 Member
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    :p:smile: as if he thinks I'm hot.......what!!! Crazy
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He was so picky about my posture
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
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    She over did it with heels
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    She just kept me full of self doubt with her sultry glances --- I never could figure out why she was with me...
  • dirtydirtysouf
    dirtydirtysouf Posts: 26 Member
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    She has a bigger bench press then me
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
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    He didn't believe i had no idea what bench press meant
  • RobDowney
    RobDowney Posts: 2,445 Member
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    I just can't do the long distance relationship
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
    edited April 2015
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    He always showed up at "4:20" with a "far away" look in his eyes.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I liked wine. She couldn't accept that
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
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    She never asked! Just because I homebrew does not negate my wine cellar!
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
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    She poured the milk first....then the cereal. smh.

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