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    3 Day Juice Cleanse.

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    • Posts: 14 Member
      Wow. Didn't know I couldn't ask a question. These forums are to discuss and provide support to one another not bring people down for being curious and asking questions. We are all here because of weight loss struggles and many of us have tried multiple ways to lose weight. I was curious about a new avenue I hadn't tried. I didn't realize I was going to get myself and @tincanonastring ridiculed for it. How sad.
    • Posts: 3,944 Member
      plo4u wrote: »
      Wow. Didn't know I couldn't ask a question. These forums are to discuss and provide support to one another not bring people down for being curious and asking questions. We are all here because of weight loss struggles and many of us have tried multiple ways to lose weight. I was curious about a new avenue I hadn't tried. I didn't realize I was going to get myself and @tincanonastring ridiculed for it. How sad.

      Don't worry, @plo4u, haterade isn't part of the cleanse, so we'll be alright!
    • Posts: 41,865 Member
      edited June 2015
      plo4u wrote: »
      Wow. Didn't know I couldn't ask a question. These forums are to discuss and provide support to one another not bring people down for being curious and asking questions. We are all here because of weight loss struggles and many of us have tried multiple ways to lose weight. I was curious about a new avenue I hadn't tried. I didn't realize I was going to get myself and @tincanonastring ridiculed for it. How sad.

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      ....and I think @tincanonastring is going to be fine...

      ....also...don't take things so seriously...relax...it's ok to lighten up a little and have some fun...really, it is.
    • Posts: 4,059 Member
      plo4u wrote: »
      Wow. Didn't know I couldn't ask a question. These forums are to discuss and provide support to one another not bring people down for being curious and asking questions. We are all here because of weight loss struggles and many of us have tried multiple ways to lose weight. I was curious about a new avenue I hadn't tried. I didn't realize I was going to get myself and @tincanonastring ridiculed for it. How sad.

      We aren't ridiculing either of you. Especially not @tincanonastring.
    • Posts: 4,647 Member
      Poor @tincanonastring is always catching flack. They're just jealous because the Hatorade cleans isn't working out for them.
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    • Posts: 105 Member
      Me either lol
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      tincanonastring wrote: »
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      Don't worry, @plo4u, haterade isn't part of the cleanse, so we'll be alright!

      Crap. Beat me to it.
    • Posts: 13,454 Member
      PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
      Poor @tincanonastring is always catching flack. They're just jealous because the Hatorade cleans isn't working out for them.

      He's really getting roasted.

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    • Posts: 4,647 Member
      I might have to stop following. My coworker keeps asking what I'm laughing about, and there's just no way to explain...this.
    • Posts: 37 Member
      I think I dropped 10 lbs from laughter! That's possible, right? Or did @tincanonastring cleanse work by osmosis? I do have a question about this cleanse, how fresh do they need to be? I have some leftovers from Easter, will it still work?
    • Posts: 105 Member
      IndigoSpider wrote: »
      I think I dropped 10 lbs from laughter! That's possible, right? Or did @tincanonastring cleanse work by osmosis? I do have a question about this cleanse, how fresh do they need to be? I have some leftovers from Easter, will it still work?

      These comments are killing me
    • Posts: 6,208 Member
      I wonder if OP will come back.
    • Posts: 1,008 Member
      OdesAngel wrote: »
      I wonder if OP will come back.

      Someone's gonna have to call the local authorities to do a welfare check. He may be stuck to his toilet.
    • Posts: 4,059 Member
      PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
      I might have to stop following. My coworker keeps asking what I'm laughing about, and there's just no way to explain...this.

      There's absolutely no way to describe the forums in general, haha.
    • Posts: 4,696 Member
      Oh my god. My sides. I am literally dying.
    • Posts: 3,250 Member
      Why do you have to wash your juice at all, let alone for 3 days?
      And how do you wash juice anyway?? :confused:
    • Posts: 17,562 Member
      MKEgal wrote: »
      Why do you have to wash your juice at all, let alone for 3 days?
      And how do you wash juice anyway?? :confused:

      Four pages and someone finally asks the questions that need answered
    • Posts: 3,250 Member
      tinman wrote:
      Why are you guys trying to derail the thread with talk of hoodoo, wine, and influenza?
      OP is trying to get good information about cleansing and I, for one, am trying to help him! If
      you can't stay on topic, why don't you just move on?!
      These jokers are clearly not the supportive people MFP tries to engender within the forums. I hope you get the information you need.
      He has gotten the information he needs:
      'cleansing' is unnecessary, unless you're talking about washing your fruit, veggies, & hands before eating.

      From page one:
      http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse/p1

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      tips on reducing toxins in the blood and cleansing your chakras
      To reduce toxins in your blood, keep your liver, kidneys, lungs, skin, & colon working.
      To do that, eat real food (mostly natural/whole), drink plenty of water.

      To 'cleanse your chakras'?? Well, how do you wash something that doesn't exist?
    • Posts: 3,944 Member
      MKEgal wrote: »
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      He has gotten the information he needs:
      'cleansing' is unnecessary, unless you're talking about washing your fruit, veggies, & hands before eating.

      From page one:
      http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse/p1

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      To reduce toxins in your blood, keep your liver, kidneys, lungs, skin, & colon working.
      To do that, eat real food (mostly natural/whole), drink plenty of water.

      To 'cleanse your chakras'?? Well, how do you wash something that doesn't exist?

      Doubt makes it harder for the monoglucosaccarides to properly scrub the toxins out. Trust me, you'll get so much energy from my cleanse that you'll be telling all your peeps about it.
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    • Posts: 4,059 Member
      tincanonastring wrote: »
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      Doubt makes it harder for the monoglucosaccarides to properly scrub the toxins out. Trust me, you'll get so much energy from my cleanse that you'll be telling all your peeps about it.

      It it at peak effectiveness in March/April?
    • Posts: 5,377 Member
      Will juice cleanse work on focal points? I'm asking for a friend who works at the Magic College in Winterhold.
    • Posts: 4,696 Member
      tincanonastring wrote: »
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      Don't worry, @plo4u, haterade isn't part of the cleanse, so we'll be alright!

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    • Posts: 917 Member
      edited June 2015
      bunch of closet juicing cleanse MFP freaks. I had you all pegged from day one
    • Posts: 1,896 Member
      I've been waiting for a juicing thread just so I could post this gif.

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    • Posts: 906 Member
      shrinkingletters wrote: »
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      Someone's gonna have to call the local authorities to do a welfare check. He may be stuck to his toilet.

      This.... this is where I lost it.
    • Posts: 105 Member
      baconboobies wrote: »
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      This.... this is where I lost it.

      Funniest thread for a long time lol
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