Favorite Joke..... punchline only
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Yes! That was quite loud MRS. Smith, but I said I wanted to hear your HEART!0
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You ARE on the other side...0
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Ya'd think one of them would've seen it...0
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Beehhhh!0
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Peter...... I can see your house from here!0
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"Play it? Once I get the pajamas off it, Im going to *kitten* it!"0
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Well, today would have been our 25th anniversary0
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"the difference? One has hope in her soul"0
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And that's why you never take a pumpkin to a circus0
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"Arrrrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"0
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I ONLY KNOW ONE JOKE. I SUCK0
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"the difference? One snatches watches.."0
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"Damned glad to meet you sir, I'm married to your sister" @MaxPower01020
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He only took tips.0
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"Wrecked 'em? It damn near Killed em!"0
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No you're not, you're gonna eat me just like the book says.
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Well, I would, if I knew which way it was going!!0
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And she just climbs up on top and jumps in so hard her butt cheeks broke both of my legs0
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And the next Michael Jackson died.0
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So the bear wiped his *kitten* with the rabbit0
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"Picture this: I'm hiding, naked in a refrigerator."0
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and that my friends is why you should never take a cow to a BBQ, especially if you're married to it!0
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Oh, I love that oneMelissainthewoods wrote: »No, I'm a frayed knot!0 -
Can I let my Big Brother pay for it?0
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blondeinnj wrote: »So the bear wiped his *kitten* with the rabbit
Eddie murph you joke0
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