The Cleanse

I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back?
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  • barbecuesauce
    barbecuesauce Posts: 1,771 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back?

    So this is why you're asking about side effects in the other thread? Wow. There's a sucker born every minute.
  • Ready2Rock206
    Ready2Rock206 Posts: 9,487 Member
    Benefits - none.
    How it works - takes your money - makes big promises it can't produce
    Gain the weight back - probably - if you even lose any at all

    Waste of time and money. Completely useless. Your body cleanses itself.
  • lorenswan
    lorenswan Posts: 30 Member
    Why is everyone saying "waste of money." I thought cleanses were
    just paprika, honey, lemon and water :confused:
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Why is everyone saying "waste of money." I thought cleanses were
    just paprika, honey, lemon and water :confused:

    What does that do?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Because they do absolutely nothing for you.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Why is everyone saying "waste of money." I thought cleanses were
    just paprika, honey, lemon and water :confused:

    Waste of time.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    I'm thinking about doing a cleanse for a few days. What are the benefits? How does that work? And wouldnt I just gain the weight right back?

    no benefits.
    It does not work.
    yes, you will gain back the water weight that you lose.

    Your body naturally detoxes itself through use of your liver and kidney functions.
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Why is everyone saying "waste of money." I thought cleanses were
    just paprika, honey, lemon and water :confused:

    What does that do?

    Many companies also sell cleanse products, which would be a waste of money. None, including the one you describe have any effect.
  • Annie_01
    Annie_01 Posts: 3,096 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Why is everyone saying "waste of money." I thought cleanses were
    just paprika, honey, lemon and water :confused:

    What is it that you think these ingredients will do for you?

    There are a gazillion different cleanses on the market...each promising the exact same thing...cleansing something or another.

  • lorenswan
    lorenswan Posts: 30 Member
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.
  • dubird
    dubird Posts: 1,849 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Why is everyone saying "waste of money." I thought cleanses were
    just paprika, honey, lemon and water :confused:

    Some cleanses want you to buy special things to do them, though it's usually the ones with a full diet plan with it that do that. Some are also harmful to your health. Either way, it's a waste of your time. Your body cleanses itself, unless you have a medical condition that prevents some of your organs from working. The only thing a cleanse will do for you is make you miserable and spend a LOT of time in the bathroom.
  • choppie70
    choppie70 Posts: 544 Member
    I have tried the let my kidney and liver do their job cleanse. Works great!
  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Why is everyone saying "waste of money." I thought cleanses were
    just paprika, honey, lemon and water :confused:

    I'm sure you can find an expensive "cleanse" product. They're not all do-it-yourself projects.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.

    the only thing cleanses clean is your wallet.

    cleanses have absolutely nothing to do with weight loss, for that you need a calorie deficit.

    if you do a cleans and eat over TDEE what do you think is going to happen?
  • Annie_01
    Annie_01 Posts: 3,096 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.

    Where did you get this information from? Did any of it come from an official study done by people that have creditable credentials?

    The ingredients that you listed on their own are not harmful. I doubt if you drank a cup of those ingredients that you would suffer and harm...unless...that is all you consumed for several days.

  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,024 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.

    the only thing cleanses clean is your wallet.

    cleanses have absolutely nothing to do with weight loss, for that you need a calorie deficit.

    if you do a cleans and eat over TDEE what do you think is going to happen?

    REALLY? This got locked??? How stupid. All they did was tell the truth.

  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.

    Not exactly the new miracle solution you read about in magazines

    http://www.webmd.com/diet/detox-diets?page=2
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    How to choose a cleanse or detox that's right for you!

    Step One: Identify the results you wish you achieve. There are many different cleanses and detoxes out there today and they target different things. In order to choose the recipe that's right for you, you need to know what you're trying to achieve. For instance, if you suffer from heavy metal poisoning, then you may need to consult a doctor. If your liver or kidneys are no longer working at peak performance, then you may need to consult a doctor. If you want to rid your body of toxic build-up from pesticides, then you may want to consult a doctor.

    Step Two: Research your condition to find out the best treatment for it. This may require a trip to the doctor so that you can have blood work done to identify what ails you. If you're pretty sure that you know your body better than medical professionals, then head on over to Google and Pinterest and start that search!

    Step Three: No really, read through the resources on this site about detoxing/cleansing. Especially this link to get you started: https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1159755/looking-for-a-detox-cleanse/p8

    Step Four: Profit?
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.

    the only thing cleanses clean is your wallet.

    cleanses have absolutely nothing to do with weight loss, for that you need a calorie deficit.

    if you do a cleans and eat over TDEE what do you think is going to happen?

    REALLY? This got locked??? How stupid. All they did was tell the truth.

    That is not why he is in jail.

  • lorenswan
    lorenswan Posts: 30 Member
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.

    your body cleanses itself...that is what your liver and kidneys do. putting some paprika and honey in water doesn't give the water some kind of magical properties.

    some things like lemon, etc have a mild diuretic effect...which makes you pea...so you might flush out some water retention, but that's about it.
  • AliceDark
    AliceDark Posts: 3,886 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse.
    If you already believe this, why start the thread?

  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol

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  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Cleanses can help you loose weight,
    gain weight, stop caffeine addictions, fight intestinal bacterial overgrowth, identify allergies (add foods back in one at a time). Depends on the cleanse. But I didnt know people spent actual money on "buying a detox." Never heard of that.

    And how exactly do cleanses/detoxes manage to do all this?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol

    No they didn't. They got fat because they ate too much.

    No one is angry...just trying to clear you of your misconceptions about cleanses. They do absolutely NOTHING. ZERO. ZILCH. NADA. Whether they are free or not, that doesn't change.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    edited July 2015
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol

    again, cleanses have absolutely nothing to do with gaining or losing weight, that is a function of calorie intake, CICO.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol

    You are not understanding this.

  • AliceDark
    AliceDark Posts: 3,886 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    Ok. Why is everyone so angry? And why is everyone saying "don't waste your money" and "it has absolutely nothing to do with weight loss" Because
    1. cleanses dont cost anything.
    2. you can loose weight. (or gain, if that is your goal)

    So no one here has had success? Okay.

    Guess what, a lot of people got fat from
    doing P90X. lol
    Wait, I just caught the bolded part! How in the world would cutting out all food and only drinking lemon juice, paprika (it's cayenne pepper, btw), honey (it's maple syrup, btw, too, you have the Master Cleanse recipe wrong) and water help anyone GAIN weight??