The Cleanse

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  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    rrruuunnn wrote: »
    chivalryder wrote: »
    rrruuunnn wrote: »
    Im not sure if you are talking about laxative or detox or. If i have a soup with cilantro garlic hemp oil. My body fatiques and pimples It is the body detoxifying. I saw a sudden drop in weight. I gotta start again

    That sounds more like an allergic reaction.

    It also sounds like detox

    No, just an allergic reaction.

    Your skin doesn't detox anything. Your kidneys and liver do, though. they don't create pimples though.

    However, if you're so convinced, could you please inform me of HOW your skin is detoxing, what toxins it's removing and how your body can't do so on its own without voodoo magic?
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    AND I personally know two people who cured their diabetes using herbalife & the nutribullet. They are both over 40 and never looked better. I know even more people without any diseases who have lost weight using these plans as well.


    Two trolls in one thread?

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  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    TR0berts wrote: »
    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    AND I personally know two people who cured their diabetes using herbalife & the nutribullet. They are both over 40 and never looked better. I know even more people without any diseases who have lost weight using these plans as well.


    Two trolls in one thread?

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    no Kimmiebrito honestly believes in the juice cleanse. Hopefully she will realise later that the nutribullet seller and that DR in her link our just out for money.
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    Fat sick & nearly dead
    Food inc
    Supersize me
    Forks over knives
    The gerson miracle
    You guys need to stop being ignorant, food fuels our body.
    You put *kitten* into it you get *kitten* in return
    You overload your micronutrients -- it'll work wonders.
    That's why you hear of so many people ridding of their diabetes by changing the way they eat.
    And it's not a coincidence that some people who live under the same household, though not related, develop diabetes.
    Your diet is crucial to how your body functions.

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  • lorenswan
    lorenswan Posts: 30 Member
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....
  • psuLemon
    psuLemon Posts: 38,428 MFP Moderator
    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    What does this prove.. it's a guide to the metabolism. It has nothing to do with a cleanse.
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  • brianpperkins
    brianpperkins Posts: 6,124 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    Are you even aware of what you're telling people at this point? The link you just provided says nothing about cleanses.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,242 Member
    I can usually happily face palm on a cleanse thread, but anyone claiming juicing can cure diabetes is dangerous and needs a slap down (with education, of course)
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  • 6502programmer
    6502programmer Posts: 515 Member
    psulemon wrote: »
    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    What does this prove.. it's a guide to the metabolism. It has nothing to do with a cleanse.

    Did you even read the link?? The picture has fruits and vegetables. CASE. CLOSED.
  • 6502programmer
    6502programmer Posts: 515 Member
    shell1005 wrote: »
    The water for cleanses isn't free yo. You can't use tap water. That won't flush the toxins. You have to use bottles purified water. Otherwise...no deal.

    Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol?
    Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
    Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
  • barbecuesauce
    barbecuesauce Posts: 1,771 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    I can usually happily face palm on a cleanse thread, but anyone claiming juicing can cure diabetes is dangerous and needs a slap down (with education, of course)

    And also with hands
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    I should really let my BIL know that all he has to do to cure his diabeetus is do a cleanse. Since he's already slim, weight isn't his issue. I'm so glad I found this thread!
  • Marilyn0924
    Marilyn0924 Posts: 797 Member
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    I should really let my BIL know that all he has to do to cure his diabeetus is do a cleanse. Since he's already slim, weight isn't his issue. I'm so glad I found this thread!

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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Marilyn0924 wrote: »
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage wrote: »
    I should really let my BIL know that all he has to do to cure his diabeetus is do a cleanse. Since he's already slim, weight isn't his issue. I'm so glad I found this thread!

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    Awesome!!
  • ravendyebrown
    ravendyebrown Posts: 5 Member
    Everyday detox is really gd by yogi
  • IsaackGMOON
    IsaackGMOON Posts: 3,358 Member
    edited July 2015
    ravendyebrown wrote: »
    Everyday detox is really gd by yogi

    Is it?

    strong first post
  • ravendyebrown
    ravendyebrown Posts: 5 Member
    Yogi has a tea to help with water weight, ive had success with both, check out. Just a suggestion
  • BWBTrish
    BWBTrish Posts: 2,817 Member
    edited July 2015
    ravendyebrown wrote: »
    Yogi has a tea to help with water weight, ive had success with both, check out. Just a suggestion



    did you even read the 9 pages before you dropped this post here?
    or shall we start the whole discussion over now?

  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    ravendyebrown wrote: »
    Yogi has a tea to help with water weight, ive had success with both, check out. Just a suggestion

    None of this is any good information. time helps with water weight.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,242 Member
    mccindy72 wrote: »
    ravendyebrown wrote: »
    Yogi has a tea to help with water weight, ive had success with both, check out. Just a suggestion

    None of this is any good information. time helps with water weight.

    Water helps with water weight.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    TheOwlhouseDesigns wrote: »
    ravendyebrown wrote: »
    Yogi has a tea to help with water weight, ive had success with both, check out. Just a suggestion



    did you even read the 9 pages before you dropped this post here?
    or shall we start the whole discussion over now?

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  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    TheOwlhouseDesigns wrote: »
    ravendyebrown wrote: »
    Yogi has a tea to help with water weight, ive had success with both, check out. Just a suggestion



    did you even read the 9 pages before you dropped this post here?
    or shall we start the whole discussion over now?

    Please don't :cold_sweat:

  • Debmal77
    Debmal77 Posts: 4,770 Member
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    Just schedule a colonoscopy with your doctor and you will be clean as a whistle! Plus, you get a coolonoscopy out of the deal.

    Exactly. You can do the chicken broth cleanse the day before the procedure too!
  • MissAbbee
    MissAbbee Posts: 41 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    The words detox or cleanse literally don't appear anywhere on that page, it's about a completely different topic..

    ..why am I still answering.
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
    edited July 2015
    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    kimmiebrito wrote: »
    Therealobi1 wrote: »
    The world cleanse is the problem. It fools people into thinking something special is happening when it's not. People can juice if they like but they are no better off than someone who eats the fruit whole. Also it's not something everyone can sustain for long periods

    Actually, it's just a little better than eating it whole because you can absorb more of the nutrients than when it's in its solid state & also, when you juice the foods you can eat more in a single sitting. So it'd be easier to eat 1 Apple 3 cups of kale 1 banana & 2 cups of water in one drink than just to eat all of those foods whole at once.. Just has to do with convenience on that part.
    No, no it's not better ...you cannot absorb more because it's in juice format from the same amount of ingredients...and why would you..

    The body can only use so much protein, vitamins, minerals and the rest is excreted ...balance your diet with real food and you can meet nutritional targets easily

    Juice if you prefer drinking your calories

    But there are no magical qualities in liquefying food and for many that 250 calorie hit of juice would be far less satisfying than if taken as real food, chewed and digested
    http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2014/04/19/juicing-benefits.aspx


    Mercola? That's what you're going off of?

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    Then again, from someone who spouts off every ridiculous food-mock-u-mentary on Netflix, I really shouldn't be surprised.

  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    lorenswan wrote: »
    https://blog.myfitnesspal.com/a-beginners-guide-to-your-metabolism/?native_client=1

    and..... I told u so....

    The only things remotely related to your point are actually refuting it: food thermogenesis (it actually takes energy to digest food, so your cleanse is counterproductive) and Green Tea under the myths (IOW, it doesn't actually boost metabolism).

    Maybe I'm missing something. Can you quote the part that leads to your "I told u [sic] so"?
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