The official nightshift thread....

@sufferlandrian Dude, that was an awful nice thing you did.

sufferlandrian wrote: »

@lilaclovebird - So here is some "Faith in Humanity" filler. We had a young group of kids, not one was over 20, who were driving from Missoula to Kalispell. They saw a dog hit on the side of the road and didn't want it do die there alone. They picked it up and drove it 2 hours here to the emergency clinic. The dog turned out to have some minor abrasions and a concussion. The kids pooled all their money and paid for it to be treated rather than continue with their vacation. They drove back down and posted flyers on the lost dog. The following day they picked up the dog ready to go back home. They were more concerned about a dog they didn't know than they were about going out on their mountain bikes and shredding trail. I couldn't help it. I ate the cost of treatment and sent them on their way so they still had money to have their vacation.

For the win!!!!!

It's my birthday!

jennifer_417 wrote: »

It's my birthday!

Happy Birthday!

@jennifer_417 Any special plans for today?

And woah who's Douche Canoe?

jennifer_417 wrote: »

And woah who's Douche Canoe?

Some guy I let play me for 9 months.... He doesn't matter. He's a failure at life pretending to be a good person and a good father when all he really wants to do is chase tail because he was too young when he got married and saddled with two ADORABLE babies.

I totally his ex-wife and his adoptive parents, they are saints for what they put up with from him, but he can just die in a fire.

After he 'broke up' with me (even though he claims we were never really 'together') he started banging some crazy waitress with a pink mohawk. I met her while visiting his parents the day after my birthday. She got into his phone and started sending me threatening texts. I did NOTHING to instigate it. I just told her what he had done to myself and his girlfriend before me. She freaked, we're talking 'chop my "saggy tits" off(I was sensing some breast envy here) and put them in a blender and feed them to my mother's cut off head' type things here. My lieutenant was NOT having it.

I had to file a police report and he(Douche Canoe) tried to apologize but my lieutenant already knew I wasn't speaking to him ever again and would NOT let him talk to me.

In the end he quit his job(all this happened on a company cell phone) because his boss found out he was lying to him about work that wasn't getting done, he cut off contact with the girl and she went back to her fiance all heartbroken(yeah I know right?), his parents kicked him out for stealing a T.V. from them and pawning it(he also stole some of his dad's prescription pain drugs), so he had to move in with his ex-wife and sleep on her couch.

ANYWAY, after all that, his (adoptive) dad gave me a 925 sterling silver ring with my birthstone(amethyst) in it (he's a bit of a whitesmith) and said I was like the daughter he never had and that he and Shawna(his wife and DC's adoptive mom) loved me and I was welcome in their home whenever.

Even their other sons like me, Austin and Tyler. Apparently, I am the smurf and DC has lied too much for them to care anymore.

So yeah...now he's seeing some girl named Krista and judging from what Shawna tells me(Lord knows Shawna is TOO honest sometimes...) he is starting to do the same things to her that he did to me. I feel bad for her but that last time I reached out to a woman that DC was torturing, I ended up receiving violent threats and having to file police reports and restraining orders. Too much work. NOT WORTH IT. So Shawna is trying. I just hope she gets out while she still has her sanity because mine is now totally questionable.


Just remember @jennifer_417 You asked....

Frankie_Felinius wrote: »

You're only using one of the beds in the room...so you want a half price room? Huh...lemme think about that and get back with ya...

My thinking is the exact OPPOSITE. I'm paying for this room? USE ALL THE BEDS!

lilaclovebird wrote: »

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jennifer_417 wrote: »

And woah who's Douche Canoe?

Some guy I let play me for 9 months.... He doesn't matter. He's a failure at life pretending to be a good person and a good father when all he really wants to do is chase tail because he was too young when he got married and saddled with two ADORABLE babies.

I totally his ex-wife and his adoptive parents, they are saints for what they put up with from him, but he can just die in a fire.

After he 'broke up' with me (even though he claims we were never really 'together') he started banging some crazy waitress with a pink mohawk. I met her while visiting his parents the day after my birthday. She got into his phone and started sending me threatening texts. I did NOTHING to instigate it. I just told her what he had done to myself and his girlfriend before me. She freaked, we're talking 'chop my "saggy tits" off(I was sensing some breast envy here) and put them in a blender and feed them to my mother's cut off head' type things here. My lieutenant was NOT having it.

I had to file a police report and he(Douche Canoe) tried to apologize but my lieutenant already knew I wasn't speaking to him ever again and would NOT let him talk to me.

In the end he quit his job(all this happened on a company cell phone) because his boss found out he was lying to him about work that wasn't getting done, he cut off contact with the girl and she went back to her fiance all heartbroken(yeah I know right?), his parents kicked him out for stealing a T.V. from them and pawning it(he also stole some of his dad's prescription pain drugs), so he had to move in with his ex-wife and sleep on her couch.

ANYWAY, after all that, his (adoptive) dad gave me a 925 sterling silver ring with my birthstone(amethyst) in it (he's a bit of a whitesmith) and said I was like the daughter he never had and that he and Shawna(his wife and DC's adoptive mom) loved me and I was welcome in their home whenever.

Even their other sons like me, Austin and Tyler. Apparently, I am the smurf and DC has lied too much for them to care anymore.

So yeah...now he's seeing some girl named Krista and judging from what Shawna tells me(Lord knows Shawna is TOO honest sometimes...) he is starting to do the same things to her that he did to me. I feel bad for her but that last time I reached out to a woman that DC was torturing, I ended up receiving violent threats and having to file police reports and restraining orders. Too much work. NOT WORTH IT. So Shawna is trying. I just hope she gets out while she still has her sanity because mine is now totally questionable.


Just remember @jennifer_417 You asked....

Holy wow...

Frankie_Felinius wrote: »

You're only using one of the beds in the room...so you want a half price room? Huh...lemme think about that and get back with ya...

That reminds me of the people who walk in at 9:30 pm and want a prorated room. Ummmm...no.

Frankie_Felinius wrote: »

@jennifer_417 Are you a true Leo?

Yep.

sufferlandrian wrote: »

Wow! I get busy with a couple cases and you guys go WILD! Renting rooms, Douche Canoe, Prorated rooms, you guys are going on the wild side tonight.

@jennifer_417 - Happy Birthday!

I quite having birthdays. I'm taking Birthday Control Pills.

LOL. It's an ancient secret family formula. I could share but then I would have to kill you. :laugh:

I'm down to 11 hours to go! I can't keep my mind on my records. They are starting to pile up. Football Starts next Sunday! Yeah!!!!

Already? We have been waiting for football since February! :laugh:

SEASON 8 OF DR WHO IS FINALLY GONNA BE ON NETFLIX!!!! I just learned today; it was like a bday present from the universe.

I hate football! *ducks and hides*

I can't take the pace of a football game. It's 3 hours of intervals of 8 seconds of action, interspersed with 1000 years of talking. I can't take it!

Sorry.









Not really.