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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She had too many tattoos of Bertha
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    I was too sick and tired of all this Bertha nonsense! He wasn't getting over that woman.
  • freak4iron
    freak4iron Posts: 995 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    I was too sick and tired of all this Bertha nonsense! He wasn't getting over that woman.

    Thought it was funny to joke about me missing my mother Bertha
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
    edited August 2015
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    He wouldn't do my math homework, he claimed to be a rebel
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    I messed up, clearly. Also got him the wrong birthday present. :(
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Kept finding her in other peoples beds
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,837 Member
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    Kept telling me mah Starbucks should be "skinny".
    Dun mess wit mah coffee biotch! :p
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I couldn't understand him when he spoke
  • freak4iron
    freak4iron Posts: 995 Member
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    She called me an idiot when I got her. 98% on her homework, then she lit up a doobie
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He got 98% on a first graders homework....sheesh talk about slow
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    he saw color as an obstacle
  • Ashkea76
    Ashkea76 Posts: 7,145 Member
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    I was jealous of all the attention he received from other women. They always touch his butt. When I am standing RIGHT there?!? :/
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,530 Member
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    Exhaustion
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    He was ironically monikered
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,530 Member
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    RunTimer wrote: »
    He was ironically monikered

    Kudos.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    And had a great sense of humor
  • TexasBeauty89
    TexasBeauty89 Posts: 61 Member
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    She wasn't supportive
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    she thought i had a vagina

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