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Corrupt a Wish

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  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
    Wish granted, you're now addicted to Oxycontin

    I wish you didn't think of a crazier corruption to my already crazy wish
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    only Zooks isn't going to work tmorrow or ever again, so Zooks stays awake pondering this same issue eternally.

    I wish my skin would clear up.
  • Feistycat
    Feistycat Posts: 12,868 Member
    Poof, your skin clears up, but so much so that it also dries up, and now you have wrinkles.

    I wish I could learn to like oatmeal.
  • kpop82
    kpop82 Posts: 139 Member
    You learn to like oatmeal, and realize you have a severe allergy.

    I wish you didn't have a severe allergy to oatmeal.
  • Feistycat
    Feistycat Posts: 12,868 Member
    You get your wish. Turns out I don't have a severe oatmeal allergy, but you do. In fact it's an allergy to all grains.

    I wish we didn't have to go back and forth on Daylight Saving Time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Your shed has impenetrable walls and locks!

    I would love to have thicker hair
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Wish granted. Just in time for the new dress code: turtlenecks only
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Sweet!!! Lol!!! :grinning:

    Now all I need is a Metal pick and Platform shoes!
  • aprildaguilar
    aprildaguilar Posts: 1,926 Member
    I Wish I was Home In Bed Relaxing
  • Feistycat
    Feistycat Posts: 12,868 Member
    You're home in bed relaxing, and you're so relaxed you accidentally peed the bed.

    I wish my personal trainer was feeling better (she was in the hospital).
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Aw! Please give her this :flowerforyou: and accept one :flowerforyou: for yourself.

    Cool! Now YOU'RE in the hospital, because she was hyper today, and broke your nose in a kickboxing session. Get well soon!

    I wish I weren't sick as a dog and achy beyond belief, but could instead live productively.
  • mellyo77
    mellyo77 Posts: 214 Member
    Wish granted but you are now in charge of cleaning the puke of all the sickos in the world.

    I wish I could ride a unicorn into the sunset
  • kimault1984
    kimault1984 Posts: 71 Member
    Granted, but now you have to run from unicorn poachers the rest of your life.
    I wish for unlimited wishes!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    But those wishes only benefit the Kardashians!

    I had a rounder bootay!
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    But it makes you rounder all over...like violet after chewing the meal in a gum stick of gum.

    I wish I had better control of anxiety and less need to control the things I can't conrtol. Heck. I just need to live life by the Serenity Prayer.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    But then you would be the only one that the people at Walmart will be calling "Freaky Weirdo"!

    I wish i could take a vacation!
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Wish granted, but when you get to your destination you realized you left your suitcase, your wallet and the water running in the bathtub

    I wish I could own a miniature pig
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Wish granted but then your creative juices start flowing and you end up with a bookshelf

    I wish I wasn't so introverted
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Wish granted but now you talk to much and get into everybody's business and nobody likes you anymore!

    Wish I was 27!
  • april27kelli
    april27kelli Posts: 338 Member
    Wish granted. But you will be dead soon since you're now part of the 27 Club... with Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison...

    I wish I were at least 5 inches taller...
  • aprildaguilar
    aprildaguilar Posts: 1,926 Member
    Granted but They are answered in Triplicate Each Time Causing You To Become a Hoarder of Everything

    I wish I had a very Lucrative Day Job
  • aprildaguilar
    aprildaguilar Posts: 1,926 Member
    edited November 2014
    buckshot500 wrote: »
    Sweet, I
    aprildaguilar wrote: »
    Granted but They are answered in Triplicate Each Time Causing You To Become a Hoarder of Everything

    I wish I had a very Lucrative Day Job

    Sweet, I'll wish for some warehouses too.

    You have a lucrative day job, but it's in an office with no windows.

    Ja Ja Ja That Sucks All The A$ss :)

  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    What, no wish?
    Fine, then...I wish Finals Week at Uni weren't just around the corner! :s
  • yellowantphil
    yellowantphil Posts: 787 Member
    edited September 2015
    Your wish is granted. You missed all your finals.

    I wish I didn’t have to do yard work.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Yay, everyone dies! No more disease.
    I wish I weren't exhausted for no apparent reason!
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Granted but now you have insomnia

    I wish I were loaded
  • morning_joy
    morning_joy Posts: 1,064 Member
    Granted...you just finished two bottles of tequila

    I wish I were in school full time
  • Allison1385
    Allison1385 Posts: 353 Member
    Granted! Now you have absolutely no free time-kiss any friendships relationships goodbye!- your life is now books
    I wish I could be the size I was in high school!
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