How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • erinxo13
    erinxo13 Posts: 892 Member
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    Blinded from the light after taking off his sunglasses :p
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited October 2015
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    Under an uneaten pile of fresh hot chocolate chip cookies - the weight of the pile inhibiting her ability to breathe
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Keg stand gone wrong
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    A rubber band traveling at Mach 4 hit her in the eye
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    A tragic shaving incident...
    ... soon after he's old enough to shave ;)
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    He suffocated to death after a guy who wasn't old enough to shave put him in a coffin and buried him alive. It was truly tragic.
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
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    Digging a grave for me, fell in and nobody heard his cries.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Dog fell asleep on her face and smothered her
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Hung himself when he realized Disney actually made Star Wars worse.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Was riding his bike down a hill, didnr notice the manhole and fell in face first bike on top.
  • TUsphg8B4zrapVx
    TUsphg8B4zrapVx Posts: 259 Member
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    Tried to save money by taking a discount airline
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    While truing to save a kid, he drowned himself cause their leg got hooked by seaweed.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    Trying to attempt some of harry houdini's stunts
  • moijo1
    moijo1 Posts: 1,216 Member
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    tie got caught in the printer
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    She tried to fly by climbing on the eifeel tower and plummeting to her death.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She decides to go Blonde and has a reaction to the Hair Bleach
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    She suffered fatal blood loss after her ears started bleeding due to the latest My Chemical Romance CD
  • Tonydevolanii
    Tonydevolanii Posts: 658 Member
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    taking a selfie
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    Was crushed by a steam roller .

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