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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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OneHundredToLose wrote: »Tried to beat the world record for most Milwaukee's Bests consumed in a 10 minute period. After 20, his stomach ruptured, causing massive septicemia as well as alcohol poisoning.
Haha
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She drank poison, like Juliet0
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Slipped down a flight of stairs after too much wine.0
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married a black widow0
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Crushed by @MisterRok0
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death by chocolate cake0
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face peel gone wrong0
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she has a rare condition where she keeps getting smaller and smaller. She will eventually disappear into nothingness, never to be heard from again.0
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Her eyes popped out0
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Blinded from the light after taking off his sunglasses
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Under an uneaten pile of fresh hot chocolate chip cookies - the weight of the pile inhibiting her ability to breathe0
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Keg stand gone wrong0
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A rubber band traveling at Mach 4 hit her in the eye0
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A tragic shaving incident...
... soon after he's old enough to shave
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He suffocated to death after a guy who wasn't old enough to shave put him in a coffin and buried him alive. It was truly tragic.0
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Digging a grave for me, fell in and nobody heard his cries.0
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Dog fell asleep on her face and smothered her0
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Hung himself when he realized Disney actually made Star Wars worse.0
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Was riding his bike down a hill, didnr notice the manhole and fell in face first bike on top.0
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Tried to save money by taking a discount airline0
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While truing to save a kid, he drowned himself cause their leg got hooked by seaweed.0
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Trying to attempt some of harry houdini's stunts0
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tie got caught in the printer0
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She tried to fly by climbing on the eifeel tower and plummeting to her death.0
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She decides to go Blonde and has a reaction to the Hair Bleach0
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She suffered fatal blood loss after her ears started bleeding due to the latest My Chemical Romance CD0
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taking a selfie0
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Was crushed by a steam roller .0
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